Things I Heard At Marching Band #5

I don’t think I’ve ever found a post that describes me more

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

Things I Heard at Marching Band #15

What is up with you and big shits?!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #6

And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #2

The sun beats women!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #13

Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty

Things I Heard at Marching Band #10

One day I peed on my dad

Things I Heard at Marching Band #12

Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor

Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*

Things I Heard at Marching Band #16

I can taste sleep

:)

You’ve finally done it. I can’t believe you have finally found me. :,(