Things I Heard At Marching Band #11

Things I Heard at Marching Band #6

And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #10

One day I peed on my dad

@thehumanwiki

Omg I knew it was true but I’ve never seen pictures!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #15

What is up with you and big shits?!

Of course I don’t have velociraptors! Who would have such a thing in their closet? *Raptor screeches in the distance* Yea definitely don’t *nervous laughter*

I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know

Things I Heard at Marching Band #8

Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!

So my grandpa was in charge of desserts so we were confused when he said he was bringing a casserole…

Things I Heard at Marching Band #12

Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor

Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*

Hehe stabby stabby!!