Things I Heard At Marching Band #15

Things I Heard at Marching Band #1

I’m going to skin your mother !

Things I Heard at Marching Band #13

Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty

Things I Heard at Marching Band #8

Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!

@thehumanwiki

Omg I knew it was true but I’ve never seen pictures!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

I don’t think I’ve ever found a post that describes me more

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

Things I Heard at Marching Band #3

I wonder how long it would take to charge a tomato

Things I Heard at Marching Band #17

Are there bears in Ohio?

Things I Heard at Marching Band #10

One day I peed on my dad

:)

You’ve finally done it. I can’t believe you have finally found me. :,(

Things I Heard at Marching Band #5

All I heard was hot and stripping and I’m very concerned