"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."
"I can't believe people live in California..."
“You’re the kind of person who invades a medieval castle in the winter.”
-My brother
“She’s a basic bitch with a basic calculator”
-One of the wisest people I ever knew
“I consulted the stars and they said fuck you.”
-Me
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"
-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"
“Why does February have, like, no days??”
-Someone I used to think was smart
"What happens if you inject AI with adrenaline?"
“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”
-my grandma, being so right
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