"I'd Throw A Parade To Annoy Mysterious Goats"

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4 years ago

"Daffodils; they're hiding something..."

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4 years ago

"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."

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6 years ago

“Why does February have, like, no days??”

-Someone I used to think was smart

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4 years ago

"Mushrooms are overrated! Yeah, I said it!"

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4 years ago

"I got so distracted by lesbians I forgot the point of the story!"

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4 years ago

"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."

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5 years ago

"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"

-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"

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6 years ago

“Smells like science...”

-A girl, with a great sense of smell, literally walking into the science lab

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4 years ago

"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"

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6 years ago

“Stop breaking this pencil! Do you know how expensive this was?!”

-Somebody with a cheap pencil they probably found on the floor

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"I'd Throw A Parade To Annoy Mysterious Goats"

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