"Mushrooms are overrated! Yeah, I said it!"
“I’m still mad about the cheese...”
-Me, still mad about the cheese
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
“Are you sure you’re a human being? You have no belly button.”
-My aunt to my grandma
"I can't breathe! I mean... I can, but why would I want to?"
-A very relatable girl in my drama class
"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"
There is literally no difference between 4 and 3. You stop these lies
"I'm trying to listen to a dwarvern shanty here, pal!"
“You’re in trouble!”
-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office
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