"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."
“You’re the kind of person who invades a medieval castle in the winter.”
-My brother
“Stop sending me memes!”
-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes
“When I get to Hell, Satan will throw a ball at me.”
-Me, explaining how much I hate PE
“That’s a Cavendish banana, you shithead.”
-me, to one of my closest friends
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"
"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"
-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"
"Today I shall be expanding the list of reasons I'm going to hell."
“Your homework is to pee in a jar for a week...”
-My science teacher
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