“Jaffa Cakes Are Terrifying!”
“Jaffa cakes are terrifying!”
-My friend, who is genuinely scared of the orange part of Jaffa cakes
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People have been saying stupid stuff since language was invented and I don’t say anything so all I can do is listen, and I’ve been doing that my entire life, but the second I decide to post some of it, nobody say anything even remotely funny??
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