“Karl Marx was a frickin’ babe.”
-A very strange person who was once sent the entire communist manifesto and just replied “hot”
"Well, congrats on the vaginal knowledge!"
"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"
"People don't think that technology can handle a beating. If my Xbox was a war veteran he'd have been through all the major wars."
“God is dead. We have killed him. My tits hurt.”
“You’re the kind of person who invades a medieval castle in the winter.”
-My brother
“Jaffa cakes are terrifying!”
-My friend, who is genuinely scared of the orange part of Jaffa cakes
"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"
"What happens if you inject AI with adrenaline?"
“I refuse to get this philosophical over Pingu.”
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