Me: I'm Adopting You. Where Do I Sign?

Someone pay for her therapy. I believe she needs it

just realized i didn't put my wrapped here. erm im showing off

Exactly: You called?

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

". . . YOU'RE WELCOME!" *runs to the right church*

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

"You gave me up thinking I didn't have any powers! What makes you think I'll let you back into my life! I'm happy with my mom and the life I have now! She loved me and didn't care if I didn't have powers or not!" I yelled at them, tears running down my face (continue this with the reblogs! Cause I was see the stories others make!)

You were abandoned by your family for not having superpowers. The strongest superheroine adopts you and loves you as her son regardless. When you finally have superpowers, your former family wants you back but you don’t want to do anything with them.

I actually was thinking this was Stanley from Dr. Stone

“Pierre philosophale” (2013) by Les frères Chapuisat - A stone sculpture humorously juxtaposes a cigarette within a rock’s slit, blending natural form with human artifact.

Me: Umm.... hey boss? Boss: any new leads on that case? Me: Yeah, I found myself Boss: What?? Me: Turns out I was kidnapped and my parent's aren't my parents! Boss: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

You’re a detective that opens up an old missing child case from 1997, after new evidence had occurred. You stumble back from desk in shock. You’re the missing 1997 child

". . . That explains why everytime I sneeze I commit arson" "WHAT?!" "Who said that?! Not me! Nope!"

"An initiate's mana could be imagined as a flame. Most are small candles to bright torches. And we at the Order help these flames flourish into something useful... but you're a raging wildfire."

And don't bury the treasure you find either. You need it to buy supplies. And have a water purifer, but if you can't find one, get booze. Water can and will go bad, so these things will save you from dehydration

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

Girl why are you awake?! it's past midnight!

Chrome look: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tcXfRKSxbJY copy and paste that link and watch video.

switch ups go crazy fr

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.