"You Gave Me Up Thinking I Didn't Have Any Powers! What Makes You Think I'll Let You Back Into My Life!

I thought that was a bed since it looks like a comforter.... HOW'D THEY GET IT INTO THEIR ROOM THEN IF IT IS A BED?!

Me:.... I wish to break my bone! Genin:...WHAT?!

Me:Now the person won't be hurt! YAY!!! *bone breaks in their leg* OW OW OW!! WORTH IT!!! OWWWW!!!!! Genin: *calls the genin's association* Yeah... umm... I got either the world's nicest person, or a crazy person.... Me: It's the second one! OOOOOWWW!

“I will grant you a wish. BUT… your gain will be someone else’s loss. If you want riches, someone will be stripped of theirs. If you want health, someone will fall ill. If you want love, someone will get their heart broken. And whatever you choose, that someone will know your name.”

Bitch I need a reason. Else I be fighting against you for Poland

@ask-the-face-man

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-

I then go straight home. The bully thinks I'm running away. I later return with a wooden staff I got from the renaissance fair that's almost as tall as I am. "I got this stick. And imma beat you with it"

Prompt #5

He snickered mockingly.

"You're too much of a chicken to actually go through with this."

She bit the inside of her cheeks hard, trying to show as little emotion as possible. She was done with his bullying.

"Watch me."

HOLY SHET!!! IT'S A DUCKING PAINTING!!!

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

Me: *is chasing the Joker while dressed up as a Robin while holding Harely's hammer* GET OVER HERE YOU UNFUNNY CLOWN!!!!

Batman: *is mentally counting how many kids he has and where they are at right now* Joker: *is running from a teenager with a hammer* Harely: YOU'RE DOING GREAT KIDDO!!!

Three years ago, a clown killed your family on your birthday. Now, every year on that clown’s birthday, you ruin his day. Batman has no idea why, but for the whole mission, the Joker’s plan has been malfunctioning.

Me: .... I got a demon in my house..... WAIT! I don't have a roomba! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

You got a rug designed to look like an Ouija board as a gift. Liking it, you placed it in your living room. Now your roomba’s summoned a demon and it can’t leave until the roomba asks for something.

Me:"Corruption in the order?" Them:"Yup" Me:"Can I quit?"

You, a Paladin, have been sent to hunt down a former member of your order, but you now have started to doubt. Your holy light flickers, barely a candle anymore, but theirs? It shines brighter than the sun.