Ranger: Mikachu, We Talked About This. Me: Bitch I Grew Up In America, I Got Fucking Murder Weapons Everywhere.

*takes you out and puts you on a plate* Cooked fish! Yummy!!!!

I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize

He's the apprentice of the current God of Death. Sooooo.... he's been practicing

My brain is so fucking confused...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Jokes on them, I'm not prepared to chase after them. But I'm going to!!

All your preparations are always for nothing. You prep for a test, it's canceled the next day. You make lunch, everyone's already eaten. You dress for a night out, the club's closed that day. You hire a private investigator to find out why.

New villain: "All you can do is create support items!!" Me: "From my imagination!" New villain: "Still, just support items you fool!" Me: *creates a a gun* Bang bang bitch

You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers, but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic supervillain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.

@ask-the-face-man

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-

My mom: What do you have there.... Me next to a new born dragon that's almost as tall as me: *sipping a smoothie* A smoothie.

Every dragon rider gets a dragon egg to hatch upon their initiation to the guild. When your egg hatched, Your dragon came out a bit… Different.

He needs to share that rizz with me cause I've only made like, three friends since I started high school

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

Me: Oh... WAIT WHAT DID I FUCKING NEED SAVING FROM?!?!?!

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"Get away from me, alien! I won't let you probe me!" Human screamed.

"Relax! We aren't going to hurt you," Alien one says. They look over to their friend for help.

Alien two shurgs. "I told you this would happen if you saved them."

bet

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