Me: Umm.... Hey Boss? Boss: Any New Leads On That Case? Me: Yeah, I Found Myself Boss: What?? Me: Turns

Exactly: You called?

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

BITCH I'M TOUCHING

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

It'd also be funny if she did own his soul but was like "Just do what you like" and then they became good friends

had a revelation and needed to draw it

I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

Girly pop calm down. And who's Kennith Simmons????? I really need to figure out all your fandoms.

everything keeps GLITCHING OUT!!!!!!! FUCK U KENNITH SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A resturant near where I live has Bob Roth on one TV all the time. I love watching him paint while eatting my pizza

New villain: "All you can do is create support items!!" Me: "From my imagination!" New villain: "Still, just support items you fool!" Me: *creates a a gun* Bang bang bitch

You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers, but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic supervillain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.

Me: DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHILD BITCHES!!!! *throws bombs at everyone in the fight while the child is on my back laughing like a crazy person*

You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.

Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this