I Look Like A Fucking Man

I'M A SHE! GET IT RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKING DEMON! AND USE YOUR DEMON MAGIC TO FIND MY BIRTH DAD OR SOMETHING!!!! HE OWES MY MOM CHILD SUPPORT!!

“Foul Creature, I cast you from this poor soul!” Screamed the priest, holding the crucifix foreward. “Yes father, I would love to leave! That’s why i called you! He. Won’t. Let. Me. Out!” This exorcism was most unorthodox indeed.

Me: *sees them with blood* Beasty #1: You taught us well! Me: I JUST READ YOU A MURDER MYSTERY! I DIDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BODY WITH YOU???

You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

I live in the USA, and we all know that sucks. It CAN be good, but listen up! It still kinda sucks! Good news? I can move to a different country when I grow up, like Canada if they'll have me! Bad news? I still have to pay US taxes...... BECAUSE OF MY CITZENSHIP HERE! Good news? I can forfit it.

I need bleach for my eyes.... loads of it....

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

The bread they bake is just so good that now they have an army of ghost body guards

It is known that the ghosts of fallen heroes haunt their killers and cannot move on until the killer is brought to justice. But nobody is willing to ask the baker why so many ghosts are following them around.

Me: HERO! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME!!!! NO TRUE HERO HAS A DOG AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!! The public that supports the hero: *gasp*

You are a super villain and for your latest diabolical scheme, you’ve kidnapped the hero’s dog to lure them into a trap. Except it turns out the “hero” doesn’t care about the dog. You take offense to this.

Ladys and gentlemen, the one I call a friend is more insane than I am. Someone get her therapy please, she needs to fix her obsessions.

how we liking the phone (ft. akane)

Wow... just... wow....

wow can’t believe jupiter is actually trans <3

GLITTER ALL THE WAY!!! Sparkles make everything better!

Have you yet made a design for Chloe if she was a holder of the peacock miraculous, whether she uses it for good and for evil?

Well…. I have now >:)

I have one with glitter and one without. Which do you guys prefer?

What about characters who think, "Would I mind killing? Seems like fun. Just stabbing someone. But I probably wouldn't handle the guilt..... but could I?" . . . Yes these are my intrusive thoughts and I need someone to tell me if having these are normal or not.... and also what about characters like that cause that kinda would be fire

Love it when characters are like "even at the cost of my life I choose not to kill because that's not my role in this world or what I want to represent"

Hate it when characters are like "if you have to kill a bad guy who actively has evil intent in order to save his victims that makes you just as bad as him :)"