The Bread They Bake Is Just So Good That Now They Have An Army Of Ghost Body Guards

I move the smol baby to my bed and tuck them in, letting them sleep

Early one morning, you start your normal routine of making coffee, but when you pull your favorite coffee mug from the cupboard, you find a very small dragon curled up in the bottom, sleeping contentedly.

"Bitch all I'm trying to do is assaininate someone!!!"

“…If all else fails, claim you’re a time traveler and that you’re trying to stop a disaster or something. It’s not exactly a sure bet, but there’s enough people out there who will let you do anything if they think it’s to save the future. Hell, if you’re convincing enough they’ll help you.”

Just send them dumb memes and memes that you know they'll love.

I need these for the day of the dead

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I'm a minor so I can't do shit to help but hopefully others can! I'm sorry for what happened!

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension

Humans also are weird with Bananas too. One day I love it, the next I'm about to puke

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.

gently bap your passum

And in some states it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.