Me: HERO! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME!!!! NO TRUE HERO HAS A DOG AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!!

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When the eldest of the royal children was kidnapped and brought to the ritual table to be the new vessel for the cult's god, they seem oddly fine with it. It was in the middle of the ritual that the eldest royal revealed…

*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

Me: .... I'm happy to have you back but.... WTF?!

You buried your poor pet a couple of weeks ago. One morning, as you walk out the front door - there it is, back from the dead, sitting on your doorstep - quite rotten, and impossibly alive. Rather, un-alive. It seems happy to see you.

I chose Ares, cause Dionysus basically is the god of mental health and I feel like he'd have the best ways of coping and knows how NOT to traumatize his own therapist.... Ares on the other hand? He's a war god, meaning he has PTSD, and also he was trapped in a jar. Even more PTSD from who knows what!!! And all that shit. So yeah..... Ares will horrify the psychologist

Guessing Game 6

For my upcoming Greek myth comedy book. Considering therapy sessions are included in the short stories...

My mom: AND WHY DID THIS THING APPEAR???? Beelzebub: I was summoned by name, and this bitch eats enough to probably be related to me in some way

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

also!!!!!! my discord is chroeme :33 spelled silly

OKAY THANK YOU!!!! I'LL SEND THE REQUEST NOW! GO TO DISCORD!!

Hey... That's a good deal. I'm bisexual, I love Hades from greek mythology cause he's the nicest person. I'd be happy to date/marry his daughter.

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

Me: Good luck bitch! Genin: WHY ARE YOU IN PAIN?! Me: PERIOD CRAMPS BITCH!

The genie only has to grant you one more wish before finally gaining his freedom from the lamp. Tired of your everyday life, you wish for the genie to replace you and live your life for a whole year, while you go on vacation. “Oh okay, how bad could that be?”, the genie thought to himself.

Me: ALL I ASKED WAS "Is the government brainwashing us"!!!!!

You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.

Okay so I was on Youtube and..... What am I looking at people?!