I'M A SHE! GET IT RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKING DEMON! AND USE YOUR DEMON MAGIC TO FIND MY BIRTH DAD OR SOMETHING!!!!

*grabs twenty megaphones and sticks them all together* You will soon~ *insert evil laughter*

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

God

who gave me all this autism

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Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.

Someone: What's you're power? Me: I lose all common sense at random times.... Someone else: Oh shit!

In a world where superpowers are ranked based on its lethality and threat levels, you somehow ends up pretty high on the rank despite having a power that’s anything but lethal OR threatening.

I'll murder everyone here if I don't get my dog.

You’ve died and have reached the after life. They are giving you the grand tour of heaven. “Any questions before you decide if your staying with us?” You, “yes just one, where’s my dog?” Them, “ahh yes, we have a strict no pets allowed policy.”

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

As someone from Chicago, I can comfirm that everytime we go to the bean, we engage in a pokemon battle. I have battled it around four times already

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

My brain is so fucking confused...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

"Why haven't you killed the human yet" "I've grown fond of the little derp. He amusses me quite a bit"

The human servant knew he should've been incinerated by his dragon master. He had outlived his usefulness, after all... it's a mystery as to why the dragon hasn't killed him already.