Latest Posts by lukas-dusk - Page 6
Time family AU
Eddie : If you want my advice-
Scott : No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Eddie : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.
Venom : It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Gareth : Why do you look like that?
Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Gareth : Like you’re dead.
Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.
Eddie : *sobs into the floor*
Wade : How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Matt : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Wade : But pink.
Peter : And it's hot.
Wade : PINK!
Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.
Eddie : Thanks!
Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.
Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?
Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!
Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?
Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.
Tony :
Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-
Rhodey : We all know what you meant.
Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?
Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.
Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.
Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.
Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!
Wade : and the daily bugle...
J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!
Wade : I'm sorry...
Peter is regretting is life choice
Lisa : Kiss, Marry, kill : Cisco, Caitlin, and Barry!
Snart : Kill Cisco, kill Caitlin, and...
Snart :
Snart : Marry Barry.
Snart : *Look at Barry with eyes full of intent*
Barry : ...Yes...
Cisco whispering : What the hell just happened?
Caitlin whispering back : I- I think they just got engaged?
Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?
Stephen : Rumor?
Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?
Christine : where are you going??
Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!
Dean : good night cas I love you!
Castiel : I love you too.
Dean :
Castiel :
Dean : We love you too, Sammy.
Sam, sharing a hotel room with them : thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.
Eddie : Stevie I need my-
Steve : *hands him is phone*
Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-
Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*
Eddie :
Eddie : Marry me?
Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.
I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one
Sam : Why did you get arrested??
Gabriel : We don't know!
Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!
Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.
Sam :
*At the police station*
Barry : Hi, I'm here for Len.
Police officer : who's Len?
Barry : Ah, you must be new.
Sam over the phone : Bobby, I need you to come pick me up right now.
Bobby : Why??
Sam : Dean is passive- aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago.
Dean : SAMUEL.
Sam : this bunker isn't safe anymore!
Bobby : I will pray Castiel for your survival.
Iris : How was the honeymoon?
Barry : Len got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire.
Barry : He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
Iris : ...
Barry being a simp : I love him so much...
Bruce : What am I doing wrong?
Harley : do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?
Bruce : as a friend.
Harley : see a therapist
Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.
Snart : you mean like a date or murder?
Lisa : ...
Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.
Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
I have so many characters that come to mind 💀
Store Worker : Would a “Dick” please come to the front desk?
Dick, arriving at the desk : Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Jason and Damian : I believe they belong to you?
Jason and Damian, simultaneously: We got lost.
Dick : I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
Tony : You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Rhodey : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tony : Absolutely not.
Wade : Pfft, you should meet Spidey, he's such a tsundere.
Logan : He... He just stabbed you.
Wade : So cute.
Ethan : You wanna fight?! You got one!
Stiles : Okay! *raises fists*
*Scott runs in, scoops Stiles up in his arms, and runs away carrying him*
Ethan and Aiden :
Aiden : What?
Stiles likes problems :)
And
Scott is stressed ^^'
In a friendship we have :
Stiles, Robin, Dean : If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Scott, Steve, Charlie : I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
If Peter parker was really a trainee
Peter : Here you go, Mr. Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Tony : It's cold.
Peter : A nice cup of coffee.
Tony : It's horrible.
Peter : Cup of coffee.
Tony : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Peter : C U P.
I have 33 posts waiting to be posted, they're awesome you'll see, but It frustrates me so much to let them post by themselves, I want to show them all right now!!!
Jason : Why am I the bad guy?
Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Claire : Well, has Castiel been wrong before?
Dean : How wide are we willing to open this up?
My man been doing some bad things :/
But I still love him <3
Oliver : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Barry, Kara, and Sara : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!!!