Latest Posts by lukas-dusk - Page 7
Iris : Once someone interviewed Flash and asked him what he thought of the police. Flash replied that they're was all nice, except for the forensic pathologist Barry Allen who was according to him, and I quote, a jerk with a crappy name.
"Seriously, whose name is Bartholomew? This guy is a nuisance to humanity" Flash's words, not mine.
Iris : Later I found Barry watching the interview and insulting the Flash. And i quote : "Get yourself a real job before you insult me, you bitch! "
I already knew that Barry had mental problems, but from that day on I decided to drag him to therapy.
Don't hate me for this but... Am I the only one who think Girl!Steve and Robin would be the most powerful couple in the world? I mean, I really really love platonic soulmate Stobin!!
But you can't change my mind about the fact that I think they would be a powerful canon couple.
Dean, Charlie, Kevin, Jack, Gabriel and Rowena play Dungeon and Dragon. Sometimes Sam joins them. Kevin and Charlie take turns playing the role of the GM.
Cas is forbidden to play with them since he is too first degree
By the way, Charlie and dean have movie nights together, because they're both nerds. ^3^
(Sorry for the mistakes I'm not English)
Scott : Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Stiles : It’s just you.
Stiles is so done with him
Foggy : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Peter Matt & Wade : Okay.
Foggy : If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Peter : Bold of you to assume I have money.
Matt : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Peter : Yeah that too.
Wade : Bold of you to assume I can die!
#RedTeam
*talking on the phone*
Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Dig : Yeah…
Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.
Dig : *hangs up*
Dig want to die
Sometime they take Kara
Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!
Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.
Steve : Aww thanks Robs!
He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏
Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Rhodey : Your life?
Tony : I- well yes, but-
#He tries :')
#poor baby
Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.
Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?
Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...
Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.
Cisco : Every fucking time!
Dean : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Jack poking Dean’s arm : Dean Dean. Dean. Dean.
Dean : WHAT?
Jack : …We’re out of Capri Suns—
Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️
#platonicStobin
#PlatonicChriddie
Headcanon - supernatural - Dean
For me Dean is a housekeeping freak, he always tidied up the hotel rooms when they left the room, he always tidied up behind Sam, he always tidied up behind his father. He's used to it.
When Dad was on a hunting trip and Sammy was sleeping, Dean cleans up. He has nothing else to do, he can't sleep, he has to watch Sammy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Now it has become one of his habits. Especially when he's stressed (so often :/) he likes to be in a tidy and clean place, that's just how he is.
Sam is rather a messy person, but only in his room because Mommy Bear Dean is coming for him otherwise. But in general, Sam is really clean. I mean he's lived with Dean all his life.
So yeah, In my opinion the bunker is always very clean🧹
One of my favorite/weirdest AU
Docteur - Dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - Mom
Oc
Logan & Peter Parker
Marvel
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Tony Stark & Bruce Wayne
Marvel - DC
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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They are a big and happy family(⌐■_■) ❤️
I like the fact that for me Eddie is gay, but when I do an AU where Steve is a girl or a trans girl or a genderfluid person, Eddie automatically becomes a bisexual man (⌐■_■)
(Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language)
🛐🛐🛐
it’s thinking about stevie harrington hours again
Makino has engraved and implanted manners into ace's head to the point this man will apologize and introduce himself even to the weirdest and cruelest of people.
He would hit his head on a wall and apologize for hitting it.
He would introduce himself to the fleet admiral if he didn't know who he was.
Ace: *first time in the moby dick and lost his way below deck due to the ridiculously large interior* Where do i- *hits a wall* oh im sorry, please exuse me *bows and walks away*
Whitebeard pirate 1: did he just-?
Whitebeard pirate 2: DID HE APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL?!
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Ace: *on a misson on a random island and encounters a navy vice Admiral* Very nice to meet you *bows head in respect*.
Vice admiral: did- *stutters* did this pirate-
Navy captain: yes sir, he did.