Lisa : Kiss, Marry, Kill : Cisco, Caitlin, And Barry!

Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Ororo : You did.

Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."

Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Logan : Valid points, all.

Time family AU

John : How’s life going?

Sam : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

John : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Sam : …Shouldn't you try to stop me?

John : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Ironman Marvel - DC batman

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Flash - Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

-

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Castiel : What happened to your nose???

Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!

Damian : You use emojies like a straight guy.

Tim : It's literally the worst thing you ever said to me.

Time family AU

Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

-

Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

-

Malicia/rogue

Marvel

-

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

-

Jenny

Doctor who

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Mom and Dad compilation

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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?

Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Kaya :

Kaya : Water you doing?

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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.

Doctor : I choose to waive that right!

Doctor : *screaming*

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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,

Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Kaya : All the time.

Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.

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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.

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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.

Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!

Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.

Me

Steve : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety! I’ll wait.

Robin : You and me!

Steve : *tearing up* Ok...

Time family AU

Eddie : If you want my advice-

Scott : No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Eddie : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

Venom : It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

-

Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

-

Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

-

John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

-

Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

-

Malicia/rogue

Marvel

-

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.