Sam over the phone : Bobby, I need you to come pick me up right now.
Bobby : Why??
Sam : Dean is passive- aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago.
Dean : SAMUEL.
Sam : this bunker isn't safe anymore!
Bobby : I will pray Castiel for your survival.
Castiel : What happened to your nose???
Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!
Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*
Steve : Ow! you kneed me!
Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...
Steve, voice cracking : Okay-
Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️
#platonicStobin
#PlatonicChriddie
Barry : That is absolutely ridiculous! Snart does not have a crush on me!
Caitlin : Yes he does.
Cisco : He's absolutely does.
Mick : He does.
Lisa : duh obviously!
Snart : Yes I do.
Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?
Ororo : You did.
Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."
Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.
Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.
Logan : Valid points, all.
How Supernatural Should Have Ended
Sam, at Dean’s funeral : I need a moment with him...
Everyone : Of course *they leave*
Sam, leaning over Dean’s coffin : Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Dean : Yeah, no duh.
Eddie : Stevie I need my-
Steve : *hands him is phone*
Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-
Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*
Eddie :
Eddie : Marry me?
Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.
I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one
Steve : While I'm gone, you're in charge Dustin, Erica.
Dustin pointing his fist in the air : Yes!
Erica : Nice.
Mike and Lucas : WHY THEM!?
Steve, whispering to Max and Will : You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to throw a tantrum.
Max : Obviously.
Will : *nodding*
El : *giggling*
Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Rhodey : Your life?
Tony : I- well yes, but-
#He tries :')
#poor baby
Claire : Well, has Castiel been wrong before?
Dean : How wide are we willing to open this up?
My man been doing some bad things :/
But I still love him <3