Jason : Why am I the bad guy?
Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
And everybody's just kind of : đ?
Bucky : So you like cats?
Tony : Yeah.
Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
People feel like they have to... Justify their ships now? When the hell did that start? Ask me why I ship something and it's like, the characters were in a room together one time. The fuck more do you expect from me?
Sometimes youâve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
Just constantly thinking about Steve Addams. I will fight you all for him, for his existence đââď¸
Hermione : I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter âsâ.
Ron looks over at Harry and Draco fighting each other : Is it âsexual tensionâ?
Tony : Youâre my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Rhodey : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tony : Absolutely not.
Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?
Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.
Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.
Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.
Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!
Wade : and the daily bugle...
J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!
Wade : I'm sorry...
Peter is regretting is life choice