Time Family AU

Jason : Why am I the bad guy?

Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Sometimes I read posts on Tumblr from 10 years ago, and I regret not having signed up before, but then I remember that I was 6 years old ten years ago :^

*talking on the phone*

Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Dig : Yeah…

Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.

Dig : *hangs up*

Dig want to die

Sometime they take Kara

Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.

Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?

Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...

Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.

Cisco : Every fucking time!

Makino has engraved and implanted manners into ace's head to the point this man will apologize and introduce himself even to the weirdest and cruelest of people.

He would hit his head on a wall and apologize for hitting it.

He would introduce himself to the fleet admiral if he didn't know who he was.

Ace: *first time in the moby dick and lost his way below deck due to the ridiculously large interior* Where do i- *hits a wall* oh im sorry, please exuse me *bows and walks away*

Whitebeard pirate 1: did he just-?

Whitebeard pirate 2: DID HE APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL?!

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Ace: *on a misson on a random island and encounters a navy vice Admiral* Very nice to meet you *bows head in respect*.

Vice admiral: did- *stutters* did this pirate-

Navy captain: yes sir, he did.

Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.

*Sam and Dean in Baby teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Sam : oh my god, Dean, backwards!

Dean : Really, Sam? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!

Celebrity AU

Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?

Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.

🎤

Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.

Sam over the phone : Bobby, I need you to come pick me up right now.

Bobby : Why??

Sam : Dean is passive- aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago.

Dean : SAMUEL.

Sam : this bunker isn't safe anymore!

Bobby : I will pray Castiel for your survival.

Tony : Bro-

Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??