*talking on the phone*
Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Dig : Yeah…
Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.
Dig : *hangs up*
Dig want to die
Sometime they take Kara
Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.
Petition to start doing reboots of popular shows but instead of the original endgames, it's the most popular ships that become canon
Dean : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Castiel : Stop that Dean. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?
Dean : I—
Dean : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.
Snart : you mean like a date or murder?
Lisa : ...
Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.
Oliver, talking to Kara : Well Kara, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Barry do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.
Kara : …
Barry, from the distance : his not wrong though!
Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!
Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-
Kara : I got distracted halfway through!
Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Eddie : We're having a kid!
Dustin : Oh, congratula-
Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.
Eddie : Stevie I need my-
Steve : *hands him is phone*
Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-
Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*
Eddie :
Eddie : Marry me?
Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.
I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one
Tony : God, if only someone loved me…
Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*
Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*
Quill : *has balloons and a card*
Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.