Celebrity AU

Sam : I just heard Dean call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

Scott : Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Stiles : It’s just you.

Stiles is so done with him

How Supernatural Should Have Ended

Sam, at Dean’s funeral : I need a moment with him...

Everyone : Of course *they leave*

Sam, leaning over Dean’s coffin : Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dean : Yeah, no duh.

Caitlin : Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Barry : Well Len and I-

Joe : *elbows Barry*

Barry : ...wouldn't know.

Claire : Well, has Castiel been wrong before?

Dean : How wide are we willing to open this up?

My man been doing some bad things :/

But I still love him <3

Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!

Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-

Kara : I got distracted halfway through!

Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

People feel like they have to... Justify their ships now? When the hell did that start? Ask me why I ship something and it's like, the characters were in a room together one time. The fuck more do you expect from me?

Robin : *clicks pen*

Steve : *clicks pen in response*

Eddie : Stop that.

Steve : Stop what?

Eddie : You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Robin : Yes Eddie, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

Eddie : ...

*Later*

Steve, to Nancy : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.