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Mythics

Hello, Jaybird Here. I am putting this here. I made several types of Mythical beasts, Though a some are generic, I try to add my own personal Headcanons to a lot of them. Especially the hellhounds and Griffins, I specifically designed several of each. I just wanted to warn anyone looking at my small and crappy blog in advance.

This actually ties to a personal headcanon of mine, that mythical monsters are still on the surface, only in hiding. It would explain why that kind of monster isn’t seen underground, and why their mythology is still around, unlike the rest of the monsters, not even known at all, really.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

No comment...

Except that this is positivity the world needs!

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

Incorrect Quote #1 (Marvel MCU edition)

Peter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Tony: Okay, but in my defense, Harley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Peter: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

W H E E Z E

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Just gonna reblog this so everyone can see it. everyone makes someone happy.

aaahh. thank you so much for sending me this! i’m really glad i could spread some happiness in such a strange year.. it’s funny to think that if things hadn’t happened the way they did, with me getting reduced hours at work and more time to stew in my own brain, then perhaps i wouldn’t have ever published my very first stories on ao3 or made a tumblr.

of course i really wish this year could’ve been better but i’m also really happy in a way to have had the chance to pursue these hobbies and share my thoughts with you all. so.. thank you!!  (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Too Many Skeles - Y/N Bio

I’m just gonna warn you, This gets LONG

Name: Y/N

Soul Trait: Green, Orange, and Violet, glitching slightly

Gender: Male/Female/Neither/Either (Depends on you)

Personality:

smart, almost to the point of nerd

brave, will protect anyone

can NOT stand empty words or flirting

would definitely punch a flirt without blinking

Would also punch a jerk

Unless it's kids

Then you're just loving them

100% Older sibling situation 

Adores animals

Has a total of 28 Companions, 14 female, 14 Male

Best Friend:

Chance Jason

Red hair

Emerald Green eyes

Pale Skin

Prominent Freckles

Ace

Apparel: 

Dark Grey hoodie that is worn every single day, without fail

Has a Necklace

Prefers loose jeans or sweatpants

Companions:

3 Cats

Espère, Rowdy, and Cami

4 Dogs

Willow, Mason, Zodiac, and Maya

2 Hamster

Twitch and Whistle

1 fish

Lucky

2 Boa Constrictors

Amazon and Waterfall

1 Bearded Dragon

Ash

1 Rabbit

Jake

2 Parrots

Dusk and Moon

2 Bear cubs 

Nessa and Jesse

2 Deer

Ivy and Huckleberry

3 Wolf pups

Cassiopeia, Orion, and Dipper

2 coyote pups

Forrest and Hunter

3 Foxes

Aurora, Digger, and Chirp

Random Facts

Has a Stutter, due to a hereditary factor, and signing is used instead

Knows multiple types of sign language, and uses them to communicate

Knows Wingdings

Can actually understand animals as though they're speaking

Can't fall asleep easy, but once out, can NOT be woken up. EVER

Can actually Bake really well, But can NOT cook. AT ALL.

Can you do a reaction of the UT Gang reacting to the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Hmm... This oughta be fun, thanks for giving me this ask, friend.

So... Frisk, Chara and Asriel invited you to watch a movie with them

Asgore and Toriel are okay with the idea too, so you have no objections

When you get there, The whole crew is there

Sans is already snoring away on the couch

Papyrus is yelling at Sans for being asleep on said couch

Alphys and Undyne are watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie on Undyne’s phone (Which Surprisingly hasn’t been broken yet)

The trio of kids are sitting on the floor, waiting (im)patiently for the movie to start, while their parents are watching them, while cuddling

When everyone finally notices you, a spot by the kids on the floor is opened up

After a small argument, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is chosen to watch first

As soon as the car is shown, new and improved, Sans is no longer asleep, instead watching the vehicle with scientific excitement

The trio start singing along to the song

Papyrus and Undyne hound Alphys to make it

Said scientist looks terrified, until you step in, saying that it is only fiction

The two deflate, but grudgingly look back to the TV

After the movie ends, Alphys and Sans get into a heated debate whether or not building Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is possible

The trio keep singing the song

Undyne and Papyrus are chatting about how amazing the movie was

Asgore and Toriel agree that they enjoyed it, but wish the song wasn’t stuck in their heads

All in all, a good day

Especially after the kids keep singing toot sweets off key

and sans uses his whoopie cushion instead of a whistle

Holy Carp, It’s actually been put into dosh darn words. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL!!!!!!

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

Meaner than my cousin on a windowsill

Mine is “dumber than a hungry cat in a bowl of chili”