Meaner Than My Cousin On A Windowsill

Meaner than my cousin on a windowsill

Mine Is “dumber Than A Hungry Cat In A Bowl Of Chili”

Mine is “dumber than a hungry cat in a bowl of chili”

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4 years ago

Holy CRAP! That is AWESOME!!

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

4 years ago

Take a moment to appreciate the awesomeness it takes make something as awesomely Divine as this. I LOVE THIS AWESOMENESS!!!

Rewrite the Stars ~

I wanted to try a lipsync animation, and I happened to be listening to Rewrite the Stars when the inspiration struck! I listen to this song most often when I’m drawing Outertale stuff, and personally, I think James Arthur’s voice suited Grillby better. After listening to this one audio clip on loop, it is very hard to imagine him with any other voice. This is probably the most ambitious animation I’ve made to date, and I kind of regret not doing a practice/study animation of Grillby’s flames before going into this :,) The perfectionist in me came out a lot during the process, but overall, I’m super happy with how this came out! Apologies if the quality of this is kind of grainy, I’m still figuring out the best video programs to use and all that jazz. I can’t wait to dabble with more animation stuff in the future 0v0


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4 years ago

My blog is 100% Ace Friendly. It is also Pan friendly, homo friendly, and everything in between or outside the spectrum friendly. Period. Unless it is an invalid, like the disgraces that are Pedos and Zoophiles. You people stay away.

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

4 years ago

Papyrus:*rolling by unsteadily on a pair of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!!

Mettaton: Papyrus...NO!

Toriel: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE!?!

Sans *Slowly rolling by on his own pair of heelys*: *Casually flips Mettaton off*

Also Sans: *Subtly speeds up in case papyrus falls*

Mettaton: offended robot noises

Toriel: *Looks into camera like she's on The Office*


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4 years ago

This is PREACHING!

Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
Fanfiction Club: The Rules

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

4 years ago

If someone can draw this, I will ADORE you!

Something cute for tfa megs please <3

((I love TFA Megs))

You remember an incident when Megatron had first arrived on Earth, with absolutely no knowledge of the planet. He had kept his cybertronian alt mode and parked inconspicuously in an alley way located in the middle of a hugely populated city. It hadn’t taken long before several cats, from different directions, had grouped under, beside and on top of his alt mode, each purring happily. One of them had simply batted at a moving component playfully when he attempted to scare them off. He had returned to you with the felines still clinging to his armor, refusing to move from their positions. He had looked at you with an utterly helpless expression that did not fit on a former gladiator “I do not understand these organics.”

4 years ago

I did not know this. Our minds are MESSED UP!

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

Rb This With Ur Opinion On This Shade Of Pink:
4 years ago

Helium

“Sans!” You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, “I wanna show you something real quick.” 

This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you. “What?” You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song. “I wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?” you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.

“Of course, go ahead.”

You press play on your phone...

Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of it’s contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.

“You, And I, We’re like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.”

 Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.

“With you, I’m alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.”

You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. He’s also right beside you for some reason. What you don’t know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

“With out you, I feel broke, Like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold.”

Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.

“Without you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song”

He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.

“With you, I fall. It’s like I’m leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, I’m a beautiful mess, it’s like we’re standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.”

You’re snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

You’re giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloon’s contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part. 

Without you, I feel broke, like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song.”

Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.

Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.

Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, “Thanks, Angel. I needed that.”

“Me too. That was a blast.”


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4 years ago

Domestic Griffins

A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.

Domestic

They are usually calm and docile and great with children. Their Kits are often good company for toddlers. They are commonly both male and female.

Russian Bluebird

A Russian bluebird is the least common type of domestic Griff, but the best with children. They are characterized by Blue-Grey fur with blue feathers on their back and a reddish chest and a white stomach. This type of Griff is low maintenance, but does require a toy or two. They are the same general size as a Tuxedo Robin, only about an inch shorter, making them the smallest type of Griff. Their Kits work best with toddlers, since they are very docile, even at this age, making them the perfect companion.

Persian Macaw

A Persian Macaw is an uncommon type of Griff, but very well known in pet shows, where they work best. Characterized by white fur and bright, colorful red, blue, and green tipped yellow feathers. They are a very high maintenance Griff, requiring quite a bit of grooming, at least once a week, and can be picky when it comes to food. They are the largest type of Griff.

Tuxedo Robin

A Tuxedo robin is the most common type of Griff, being the most hyperactive and affectionate of the Griff's. They are characterized by Black or Dark Grey fur on their back, Red orange chests, White fur on their stomach, and Dark brown feathers. They are a somewhat high maintenance Griff, requiring several toys for stimulation, but are still great with children and toddlers.


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3 years ago

Okay!

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For all your dnd purposes

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She/Her, Mostly garbage, 💮16💮Panromantic Asexual, just an idiot having fun, loving my darling Bluebird with all of my heart, and acknowledge the art other than the skeles as her talent

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