Can You Do A Reaction Of The UT Gang Reacting To The Film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Holy Carp, It’s actually been put into dosh darn words. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL!!!!!!

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

This is PREACHING!

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

My co-dev and I have been working for three years on this game...and it's finally FINISHED. It's called Terranova, and it's a game about 2000's fandom nostalgia and queer girls on the internet.

It has...

A nostalgic interface that transports you to a time before Twitter

A full ten hours of story, complete with romance, drama and plot twists galore

A LimeJournal for you to blog about your life

Fully functional IM to chat your friends and Solitaire to waste time while you chat your friends

Your choices matter; three unique endings based on your choices

Roleplay. Lots and lots of roleplay.

If you like any of the above, come check it out!

Terranova is available on itch.io and Steam.

We're only two devs and don't have the marketing budget of a triple-A game.

Please reblog and share. 💚

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life... Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.

William Shakespeare

fuck it, this is the true epitomy of tumblr.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

Not gonna take a fucking chance.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Sans: I relish this opportunity

Y/N: You'd have to do better than that to 'ketchup' to my level, Sans.

Papyrus: WHYYYYY???

Feral Griffins

A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.

Feral

They are proud, solitary hunters, but very protective of their territory and Kits.

Winged

Winged Griffins are stronger than their wingless relatives. They are more commonly male than female, about 3 out of 5 being male.

Lion-Eagle

The Lion-Eagle Griffin is the most well recognized type of griffin, characterized by golden fur and feathers, except on the head, where the feathers are white, like a Bald Eagle. It's talons are very strong, and It can carry up to half a ton. They live on cliffs, such as the grand canyon, and other such places. They swoop down and pull their prey in the air, before dropping them over flat rocks.

Tiger-osprey

The Tiger-Osprey Griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by red-orange or white, black striped fur, and silver-grey feathers. It's talons and claws are very sharp, and it is an adept swimmer. They live in jungles, and quite often use waterfalls to fly, with the canopy covering about all other sky. They tend to attack from the riverfront.

Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon

A Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon Griffin is a rare type of griffin, characterized by white, dark rosette covered fur, and dappled white and grey feathers. They are masters of stealth, and can come within ten feet of their prey before being noticed. They live in snowy mountains, and their coat helps them blend in to their patchy surroundings.

Wingless

Wingless Griffins are faster and are better climbers than their winged relatives. They are more often female than male, 2 out of 3 being female.

Peregrine-Cheetah

A Peregrine-Cheetah griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by Silver and Pale Gold fur and feathers, and dark spots covering their back and tail, turning to rings on the tip. They are the fastest type of griffin. They are incredible runners, and can top 100 mph in short bursts. They live in Savannahs, where they can run without restriction.

Serval-Kite

A Serval-Kite griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by a Beige or Golden Brown fur coat with Darker Brown spots, and Brown and Black striped feathers. They are very agile, capable of catching fast prey, and are great at escaping traps and bigger predators. They live in Meadows, Forests, and Grasslands, where their agility is quite helpful.

Ocelot-Owl

The Ocelot-Owl is a rare type of griffin, characterized by a dark brown fur on their back with a light beige stomach, and an irregular stripe and spot pattern, with mottled brown feathers. They are Nocturnal, and very stealthy hunters. They live mostly in forests, where they can silently swoop down on their prey from the trees.

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