Peter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Tony: Okay, but in my defense, Harley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Peter: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Feral
They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.
Amphiptere
An Amphiptere is a rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but a pair of wings. They often have a pair of horns and a spinal ridge, reaching the tip of their tail, ending in a sharp tip. They can come in earthy greens and browns, or in silver and white. Their eyes are almost always golden. They tend to stay in the middle of storms, where nothing can reach them. They have Blasts of focused electricity that are equivalent to three lightning bolts.
Sea Serpent
A Sea Serpent is another rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but instead fins. They often come in aquatic colors, such as blue and green. They have a dorsal fin that reaches halfway down their spines, and a pair of streamlined horns. They live in just about any ocean, but usually prefer the tropical waters. They are very adept swimmers, faster than a swordfish. They are also very agile in the water.
Quetzalcoatl
A Quetzalcoatl is the rarest classification of Dragon that is characterized as a Dragon with a feathered crest and feathery wings, They are usually a somewhat bright green, with multicolored feathers. They are very nimble, but unable to hide very well, so they tend to evade. They are very swift flyers, agile too. They prefer old mayan ruins and the surrounding jungles.
A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Domestic
Domestic Dragons are small. They make for great Household or Small Child protectors. They are good with small children. They wouldn't attack any young child, ever. They are more commonly referred to as Dragos. They have no fire, but can deal some serious damage with their teeth if necessary, but never a child.
Teacup Drago
A Teacup Drago is a somewhat uncommon classification of Drago, Characterized by looking like a feral Dragon, but much more calm and collected. They are more like a Golden retriever, despite their size. They are calm and loyal, and will protect your house. They are also very intelligent and caring.
Pocket Drago
A Pocket Drago is the smallest and rarest classification of Drago, characterized by pretty much being a pocket sized feral Dragon. They come in brighter colors, and are very fearsome, until you scritch between it's teeny wings. Despite being called Pocket Drago, they actually prefer being on the palm of your hand or on your shoulder. They are the most cat like. They can and will lay on your face at night.
Plush Drago
A Plush Drago is the most common type of Drago, characterized by being a literal living dragon plush. They can look like any type of feral dragon, but are absolute cuddle bugs, and will protect small children at any cost. They are very loyal, and will protect a child even after it is grown. They love to be cuddled every night.
For undertale prompts, can we get a royal family group hug? :D
Of Course😁
I did individual hugs too. I like to think that after so many pacifist runs, Frisk manages to save Chara, Gaster and Asriel.
A group hug of the Dreemur family. Easy as Cinnamon Butterscotch pie. If you ever hug them, Toriel, Asgore and Frisk will hug right back.
Asriel absolutely just glomps you in a hug whenever he thinks you need one. Or not, He’s an absolute sweetheart. And by glomp, I mean GLOMP. He will run at you, jump and tackle you, hugging you the whole time.
Chara is in my opinion a bit of a Tsundere. They will freeze up for a moment, before slowly hugging back. While grumbling, of course.
If you ever feel down, all of them will notice, and one will take the initiative, and the rest of the family will follow suit. Yes even Chara.
FREEDOM!
I am poly myself, so please show love for @i-ll-be-the-moon and all other poly people.
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It is not a lie, or a method of getting attention. It happens, and attention should be brought to it.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
She/Her, Mostly garbage, 💮16💮Panromantic Asexual, just an idiot having fun, loving my darling Bluebird with all of my heart, and acknowledge the art other than the skeles as her talent
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