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Uncommon Feral Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Feral

They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.

Wyvern

A Wyvern is a somewhat uncommon classification of dragon that is characterized by a bipedal stature and wings instead of arms, though they do have claws on the bend. They often have a sharp, spiked tail, and sharp ridges up their spines. They often come in grey, silver, gold and black, with dark blue eyes. They also prefer higher altitudes, but they prefer old ruins and abandoned settlements in the mountains. They are slightly more agile than a dragon in flight.

Lindwyrm

A Lindwyrm is another uncommon classification of dragon that is characterized by two front legs, but no rear legs, and no wings. They have no horns on their heads, but they do have a continuous ridge running from the back of their head to the tip of their tail, and on their elbows. They have brown or grey eyes, and are often earthy colors, browns and greys, but pale yellow is known as well. They often breathe long streams of flame. They often live in meadows, plains, and deserts. They are very agile, and surprisingly fast.

Wyrm

A Wyrm is also an uncommon classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no lings at all other than a head and a tail. They have small spines in a kind of ruff surrounding their head, and a pair of horns, but nothing else. They come almost solely in greys and browns, with dark eyes, but white is known for the arctic dwelling ones. They don't commonly have fire, but it isn't unheard of. Ice is known for some of the arctic ones instead though. They are surprisingly adept diggers, and are very fast, slithering a lot like a giant snake.

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OK to make a font out of your own writing

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

Too Many Skeles -Prologue

Playing with Papyrus is the best! He's the coolest babysitter ever, and he's so nice! I kept thinking these things while chasing around his and his brother Sans' dog Toby. "Here boy! Come he-here Toby!" I yelled. Toby came bounding across the bros' yard, tackling 7 year old me, licking my face like crazy. At that moment, Sans, The skele-hound came to my rescue.

"Toby, off. The kid can't breathe." Said skele-hound walked over and picked up the small white dog off of me. What he said was true, I really couldn't breathe. I was laughing too hard. "T-thank you S-sans!" "No problem kiddo. I look back to my house, across the street. "C-can I go check in on mom-mommy and d-daddy?" "Sure kiddo, just look both ways before crossing the street." This was a common occurrence, since the road was nothing more than a dirt strip, and Sans is always careful to watch.

I quickly look both ways and dart across the street. I quickly reach my house and open the door. I run to the kitchen where mommy is making cookies. "Hello, my little Bird, would you like a cookie?" My eyes lit up. "Y-yes please! May I-I have one f-for The b-bros too?" She just looks at me with her kind smile. "Of course, my dear," She hands me three chocolate chip cookies. "You can only have one, the others are for the bros."

I however, was already eating mine, so I just nod and run out of the kitchen. I quickly dart up the stairs, to my daddy's office. by then I had finished the cookie. Inside his office, he was typing on his computer, but stopped and looked at me when I came in. "Hey, what's going on squirt? I see your mom already gave you your cookie." I giggle, he's always right. "Y-yeah, She did. I j-just wanted to s-say hi. Hi." "Well hello to you too, squirt. Now, I have to work, so how about you go back to the Brothers' house." I get up and walk to the door. "Okay, d-daddy. I will. I'll b-be care-careful too." He nods and heads back to his work.

I run as fast as I can down the stairs, Run out the door, close the door, and dash across the yard as fast as possible. However, I forgot to look both ways. The last thing I heard, was Sans screaming my name, and a car horn, before everything went black.

Too Many Skeles - Y/N Bio

I’m just gonna warn you, This gets LONG

Name: Y/N

Soul Trait: Green, Orange, and Violet, glitching slightly

Gender: Male/Female/Neither/Either (Depends on you)

Personality:

smart, almost to the point of nerd

brave, will protect anyone

can NOT stand empty words or flirting

would definitely punch a flirt without blinking

Would also punch a jerk

Unless it's kids

Then you're just loving them

100% Older sibling situation 

Adores animals

Has a total of 28 Companions, 14 female, 14 Male

Best Friend:

Chance Jason

Red hair

Emerald Green eyes

Pale Skin

Prominent Freckles

Ace

Apparel: 

Dark Grey hoodie that is worn every single day, without fail

Has a Necklace

Prefers loose jeans or sweatpants

Companions:

3 Cats

Espère, Rowdy, and Cami

4 Dogs

Willow, Mason, Zodiac, and Maya

2 Hamster

Twitch and Whistle

1 fish

Lucky

2 Boa Constrictors

Amazon and Waterfall

1 Bearded Dragon

Ash

1 Rabbit

Jake

2 Parrots

Dusk and Moon

2 Bear cubs 

Nessa and Jesse

2 Deer

Ivy and Huckleberry

3 Wolf pups

Cassiopeia, Orion, and Dipper

2 coyote pups

Forrest and Hunter

3 Foxes

Aurora, Digger, and Chirp

Random Facts

Has a Stutter, due to a hereditary factor, and signing is used instead

Knows multiple types of sign language, and uses them to communicate

Knows Wingdings

Can actually understand animals as though they're speaking

Can't fall asleep easy, but once out, can NOT be woken up. EVER

Can actually Bake really well, But can NOT cook. AT ALL.

W H E E Z E

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

I did not know this. Our minds are MESSED UP!

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

I just need this

STOLE THIS FROM TWITTER LOL BUT

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If someone can draw this, I will ADORE you!

Something cute for tfa megs please <3

((I love TFA Megs))

You remember an incident when Megatron had first arrived on Earth, with absolutely no knowledge of the planet. He had kept his cybertronian alt mode and parked inconspicuously in an alley way located in the middle of a hugely populated city. It hadn’t taken long before several cats, from different directions, had grouped under, beside and on top of his alt mode, each purring happily. One of them had simply batted at a moving component playfully when he attempted to scare them off. He had returned to you with the felines still clinging to his armor, refusing to move from their positions. He had looked at you with an utterly helpless expression that did not fit on a former gladiator “I do not understand these organics.”