I’m Weak For Jason And Bruce Bonding

Do you ever wonder if Shen Yuan misses indoor plumbing?

On one hand, the idea of Alfred Pennyworth being the blandest of white people when it comes to food is funny as heck.

On the other, the idea of Alfred Pennyworth being the grandfather that like tries really hard to learn what his grandkids like and cook them their favorite meal to perfection, makes my dead little heart flutter.

Do you ever see a batfamily artist that is just SO GOOD. Like the art is great, the mini comics are great. Its fun its beautiful its famil and then you get hit with sudden jaytim, dickjay, timdami, fuckin BRUJAY

And then you like cry because the art was so good but INCEST isn’t cute

Snape: *being a jerk to Harry*

Harry: who do you think you are? My dad?

Remus, out of nowhere: He wishes. That would mean he managed to marry your mother.

Will Solace and his siblings have got to be some of the pettiest mf out there.

On one hand, dramatic, kind of (only a little) toxic wolfstar is just so juice and good.

But on the other, sweet, soft, wolfstar is just so fluffy and makes me feel so happy.

Im conflicted.

As a Mexican Remus Kinnie, I say that Remus is Mexican.

I think it’s neat.

I am also in love with Mexican Mary MacDonald. I think she’s neat too.

Jason Todd is my babygirl.

Tbh I would rehome the child too

james: lils love we need to talk. i think harry’s allergic to the cat.

lily: oh god, well we’ll have to look into rehoming. i’m sure sirius and remus would love to have him! sirius was talking about wanting one yesterday!!

james: oh wow alright well i’ll give them a call later then.

*later on - james on the phone to sirius*

james: alright pads? turns out the baby’s allergic to the cat. you have an extra bedroom right?

lily: james darling, rehome the cat, not the child.

james: ohhhhhhhhh

sirius: *muffled cackling*

JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:

James Potter & Remus Lupin

James and Remus = Pan/Bi solidarity

James definitely learned everything he knows about muggles from Remus. (Remus definitely told him some made-up shit to like: “muggles will always tip their hats, even if they aren’t wearing any, but only if they like you” and James gets sad the first few times he meets muggles because they never tip their hats at him.)

While James and Sirius are like brothers, James and Remus aren’t— they’re those type of best friends that flirt with each other constantly and they’re like: “By the time we’re thirty, if we haven’t gotten with Lily/Sirius, let’s get married.”

They make the dirtiest jokes.

Remus says he doesn’t like quidditch, but he just says it because then James gets really excited for the next game so he can prove to Remus that quidditch is an amazing sport.

They never fight. Like ever. Like they argue about stuff— “Trolls are cooler!” “No, Goblins are way cooler!”— but they never have real fights in which they’re both upset.

When Jily and Wolfstar both start dating James and Remus still flirt and hold hands and stuff and Lily and Sirius are like: “Our boyfriend are boyfriends.”

The only real fight they ever had was Remus calling himself a monster and other bad things after ‘The Prank’ and James was pissed at him for thinking of himself in that way.

James and Remus were each other’s first kiss.

When ever James practices asking Lily out, it’s always on Remus and he’ll grab something red, like a sweater or a pillowcase and put it on his hair to look like Lily. It’s a whole show with voices and everything.