On One Hand, Dramatic, Kind Of (only A Little) Toxic Wolfstar Is Just So Juice And Good.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; the hyper feminization of Sirius Black feels gross no matter how pretty people make him.

And then when someone makes Remus feminized, people freak out.

It’s a gross double standard.

The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.

Tim: family

Tim: I have an announcement

Bruce: Aren’t you in class?

Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?

Bruce: …

Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn

Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.

Tim: alright, family,

Tim: I am now in a relationship

Tim: I have grown up

Steph: congrats dude!

Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲

Jason: lol nice Timmy

Damian: who would date you???

Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???

Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames

Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.

Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious

Dick: were you trying to hide it?

Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it

Jason: who asked who out??

Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?

Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass

Cass: 👍🏽

Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother

Tim: wat

Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases

Tim: I’m not dating Kon

Bruce: excuse me?

Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed

Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school

Dick: …

Dick: what’s his vigilante name?

Tim: civilian.

Jason: his name is civilian?

Tim: No.

Tim: he is a civilian

Duke: you’re dating a civilian????

Tim: oh, now you respond!

Duke: i been reading the chat

Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?

Bruce: It’s difficult.

Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.

Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??

Jason: lol what

I am a firm believer that Lance and Rachel McClain are twins.

The fact that I thought this was a batfamily comic and I was like “who the fuck is Michael?” And ten I realized it was a fnaf comic and I was like “who the fuck is Jason?” Before I realized it’s an actor Au.

name slip ups happen [fnaf actor au]

When I think of the teenage marauders I think of a clusterfuck of just all those cartoons that has the main characters going on wacky adventures every week. Like Scooby Doo, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, The Owl House. Idk, I just imagine them getting into trouble and doing cartoon-y adventures. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve time traveled (especially since that’s a canon activity to do in the books).

I know everyone is like Battinson and Dick Grayson, which is like top tier 👌 but consider Battinson and small, nerdy, Jason Todd.

Johnny: [sees a ladybug]

Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

Jason and Damian at a Barnes and Noble during Christmas:

Damian, approaching a table labeled “Fifty Shades of Sleigh”: Oh, look! Christmas books!

People at the Barnes and Nobel Starbucks: *staring*

Jason, grabbing Damian’s hand: Oh my God, no.