Will Solace And His Siblings Have Got To Be Some Of The Pettiest Mf Out There.

What is this Lily Potter erasure???

Aziraphale: I have to get back before Crowley realizes I’m not in bed.

Crowely, waking up: … angel?

Crowley: ANGEL!

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

Tim Drake being a SKATER BOY

I find this so funny. Like I can definitely imagine Tim skating int battle and decking some goon in the face with his board. Also, I think it would be so funny if Bernard were to find out Tim is Robin by the way he skates just like Tim found out Dick was the first Robin because of the way he could flip. Like Bernard and Tim go on dates to the skate park and one day Robin saves Bernard and does a skate board trick that Bernard has seen Tim do multiple times and he’s just like “OMG TIM!?”

And Tim’s embarrassed that he got found out the same way that Dick got found out by him, so he just tells that family that he told Bernard.

Why do you consider sasuke loving?he seems cold to me

He...literally can't stop himself from loving? Literally his whole struggle is trying to force himself to stop loving Naruto so he doesn't have to kill him for power and to prove that he doesn't need him, but he can't. Literally cannot stop himself. Sasuke's story is defined by his love. His love for his clan, for Naruto, for his brother. I'm...

I'm sorry anon I'm just floored by this ask. I can't list all the ways Sasuke is a loving person and is defined by love.

Remus’s mum was a hippie. Prove me wrong.

Chocking on a peanut cluster.

Reblog with how you want the joker to die, I’ll go first: slipping on a banana peel.

Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh

Sarada: whats up, Metal?

Metal: my dad.

Sarada: it can't be that bad.

Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?

Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.

Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.

JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:

James Potter & Remus Lupin

James and Remus = Pan/Bi solidarity

James definitely learned everything he knows about muggles from Remus. (Remus definitely told him some made-up shit to like: “muggles will always tip their hats, even if they aren’t wearing any, but only if they like you” and James gets sad the first few times he meets muggles because they never tip their hats at him.)

While James and Sirius are like brothers, James and Remus aren’t— they’re those type of best friends that flirt with each other constantly and they’re like: “By the time we’re thirty, if we haven’t gotten with Lily/Sirius, let’s get married.”

They make the dirtiest jokes.

Remus says he doesn’t like quidditch, but he just says it because then James gets really excited for the next game so he can prove to Remus that quidditch is an amazing sport.

They never fight. Like ever. Like they argue about stuff— “Trolls are cooler!” “No, Goblins are way cooler!”— but they never have real fights in which they’re both upset.

When Jily and Wolfstar both start dating James and Remus still flirt and hold hands and stuff and Lily and Sirius are like: “Our boyfriend are boyfriends.”

The only real fight they ever had was Remus calling himself a monster and other bad things after ‘The Prank’ and James was pissed at him for thinking of himself in that way.

James and Remus were each other’s first kiss.

When ever James practices asking Lily out, it’s always on Remus and he’ll grab something red, like a sweater or a pillowcase and put it on his hair to look like Lily. It’s a whole show with voices and everything.

When I think of the teenage marauders I think of a clusterfuck of just all those cartoons that has the main characters going on wacky adventures every week. Like Scooby Doo, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, The Owl House. Idk, I just imagine them getting into trouble and doing cartoon-y adventures. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve time traveled (especially since that’s a canon activity to do in the books).