Tbh I would rehome the child too
james: lils love we need to talk. i think harry’s allergic to the cat.
lily: oh god, well we’ll have to look into rehoming. i’m sure sirius and remus would love to have him! sirius was talking about wanting one yesterday!!
james: oh wow alright well i’ll give them a call later then.
*later on - james on the phone to sirius*
james: alright pads? turns out the baby’s allergic to the cat. you have an extra bedroom right?
lily: james darling, rehome the cat, not the child.
james: ohhhhhhhhh
sirius: *muffled cackling*
You know what I love about headcanons?
They can be as ridiculous as you want and nobody can tell you anything.
Whose to tell me that Marco McClain from Voltron isn’t some super cool secret hit man who taught Lance how to shoot for shits and giggles with a paintball gun or something.
Whose to tell me that Remus Lupin didn’t travel the world for a little bit drifter style to distract from his depressing feelings of loneliness.
Whose to tell me that Drew Tanaka and Will Solace aren’t bestfriends and hype eachother up.
Remus and Sirius were young in Prisoner of Azkaban.
No, see, because that was my thoughts exactly!!!
JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.
Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.
But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!
This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.
I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.
Do you ever see a batfamily artist that is just SO GOOD. Like the art is great, the mini comics are great. Its fun its beautiful its famil and then you get hit with sudden jaytim, dickjay, timdami, fuckin BRUJAY
And then you like cry because the art was so good but INCEST isn’t cute
Okay, so crack thought. I was reading a Reddit: AITA post and it was about this lady who named her baby after her ex and her husband found out and I just—
What if Remus and Tonks named Teddy ‘Sirius’ instead of Teddy and Tonks thinks it’s Remus naming their kid after his best friend and her cousin, but it’s actually Remus naming their kid after his dead ex.
I feel like second year Sirius had a phase where he forced everyone to call him Siri.
Hen: We’ve never met Maddie and Buck’s parents, but judging from Maddie and Buck I think it’s safe to assume they’re— and this has nothing against Maddie and Buck, we love Maddie and Buck— monstrously stupid sewer people.
Johnny: [sees a ladybug]
Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am
Okay, but like we all agree that Remus fucking Lupin was just as dramatic, if not more so, than Sirius and James, right?
But like in a cool type of way where you only notice it because how is someone that freaking flashy???
Season 3 Epsiode 15: EDDIE BEGINS
When Bobby chooses to send Chimney after Eddie in the hole and Buck says that he should be the one to go down there AND THEN HEN SAYS— and I quote, “We don’t need another cut line.”
OH MY GOD?
I just want to post stuff and shitAo3: cyndy_nerd, Discord: jaybird5011(I am a grown up) 🇲🇽🩷💛💙
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