Do You Ever Wonder If Shen Yuan Misses Indoor Plumbing?

Sometimes, when I’m upset, I read fanfics. Specifically from Fanfiction.Net because I can make myself laugh most of the time.

It’s very rare that I find a quality fic on FF.Net.

MDZS Nie Brothers HC that Nie Huaisang doesn’t really like kids. He’s never wanted kids for himself and so he certainly doesn’t like dealing with other people’s kids. People certainly don’t know that about him because he won’t openly tell anyone to keep kids away from him, but in his head he feels himself getting annoyed whenever kids are around him.

Nie Mingjue, on the other hand? He loves kids. It’s a crazy juxtaposition between the brothers since one would think that Nie Huaisang would like kids more than his grumpy brother, but no it’s the other way around. If Nie Mingjue weren’t so dedicated to his responsibilities he would have liked to spend more time looking for someone to settle down with and have a couple of kids.

Is it wrong of me to want to see Jason in his old clothes?

I love his new clothes too, don’t get me wrong, but there’s just something about Jason Todd wearing fancy sweaters.

LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIS PANTS!

Merlin: You’re back? What’s up?

Arthur, freaking out: I was literally just dead, Merlin.

Merlin: Death is a social construct.

Johnny: [sees a ladybug]

Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am

I feel like not enough people ship spideytorch…

Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh

Sarada: whats up, Metal?

Metal: my dad.

Sarada: it can't be that bad.

Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?

Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.

Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.

Can I head canon my favorite characters (that aren’t already POC) as Hispanic/Latinx in peace, please?

I just want someone who comes from the same background as me.

(And to those people who are all like “You can’t head canon this character as Hispanic/Latino because they’ve done bad stuff and you’re giving into stereotypes” fuck off, please. Most of those people are freaking white and shit. Like they’re head canons for a reason. Most people who head canon racially ambiguous characters as a certain race/ethnicity is because they want a character from backgrounds like them and people shitting on that sucks.)

Idk… I’m tired, so this might sound jumbled up.

I find the idea of Dick just being so much older than the other batkids so funny. Like if he stops being Robin at sixteen or seventeen and Bruce brings in a nine or ten year old Jason and for a while thats their dynamic. College bro and fifth grade baby bro. Thats so funny to me. Or like Jason big and buff and scary and gives off twenty something vibes and Tim and Steph forget that he’s literally a little over a year older than both of them. Or arguments between Cass and Jay about who is older and Cass just claims herself as Big Sister for no reason other than because she wants too.

Just old Dick and Babs with siblings nearly a decade or more younger than them. I think thats funny.

Hot take: Remus Lupin is a cat person, but cats aren’t too fond of him because of his lycanthropy.