Sigma: I Wanted One Thing In Life. A Place To Call Home. Instead I’m Forced To Live With A Pigeon And

Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.

Fyodor: Like what?

Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….

Dazai: This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.

Chuuya: Are you quoting an animated American movie?

Dazai: *offended* Lilo and Stitch is a classic masterpiece you uncultured slug!

Dante: Vergil! We have a problem!

Vergil: I know, I’m looking at it.

Chuuya: *strangling Dazai*

Dazai: Would.

Chuuya: I’m trying to kill you.

Dazai: Did I stutter?

*Dazai and Fyodor surrounded by fire*

Dazai: So, do you feel at home here?

Fyodor: Are you implying I am a resident of hell?

Dazai: Never.

Gladio: what are you two watching?

Noctis: a movie about a man in a fedora chasing after a group of young people making their dreams into nightmares.

Gladio: didn't know they made a movie about Ardyn.

This was my nightmare fuel

out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear

Fukuzawa: *holding Ranpo* This is Ranpo. He is intelligent for his age. He doesn’t get along with others but I love him dearly.

Mori: *holding Chuuya* This is Chuuya. He is more behaved than Dazai. I lost Dazai. I don’t know where he went. I think he set a house on fire.

Gotta ask. Sorry if it’s lame but, what’s your favorite scary movie?

“Take a guess”

Poe: I had a nightmare that I murdered you and stuffed your body under the floorboards. Then I began to descend into madness as I began hearing the sound of your heartbeat growing louder and louder with each second!

Ranpo: You idiot. Why would you stuff a body under the floorboards?

(Happy birthday Poe)