Dante: Vergil! We Have A Problem!

Noctis: I can't find my phone!

Ardyn: allow me *calls Noctis' phone*

*"F*ck you" starts playing*

Ardyn: I'm not sure whether to take that as an insult or an invitation, either way I do believe I am out of your league *walks away*

Nikolai and Sigma text. Don’t know how to add characters. Props to SSGLinus.

Mc: please stop killing people….

Ais: *holding an almost dead thug* if they can’t survive a beating then they’re weak.

Ais: *cornering Kira* I plan on making you scream

Kira: *panicking remembering the other night* As in kill me or have sex with me?

Vere: whatever makes him cum faster

Nikolai: Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to missing person!

Sigma: Again!?

Nikolai: What do you mean again?! Who kidnapped you before me?!

Yes! This is the best day of his life!

Bungou Stray....cats?~

Noctis: I killed someone!

Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!

Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.

Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.

Noctis: .....

Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....

Fyodor: *watching Nikolai torment Sigma for the 4783 rd time* I’m surrounded by idiots.

WHERE

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

Diana: I made a trap that will rip the very skin off a man the moment he enters a room! Let call Ardyn!

Noctis: I have him on speed dial

Ignis: STOP FEEDING HER MURDEROUS TENDENCIES!