Gladio: What Are You Two Watching?

Vergil talking about Y/n: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for them, but what?

Dante: Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep...

Person: Does your terrorist organization have an HR?

Sigma: We have an entire HR department for one man.

Nikolai: ….Is this because of last night?

Prompto: Does anyone else get that little voice in their head saying to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you?

Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.

Vere: we should put him down then.

Mc: no!

Mhin: neuter him.

Mc: stop!

Ais: send him back to the shelter.

Mc: Guys no!

Diana: I need an adult

A Man of No Consequence

"Bitch stole my look"

                                                                                                                            Who wore it better?

(trick question–the answer is always Ignis)

(Mod by me so I apologize for any brokenness–up at the Steam Workshop)

Touchstarved LIs, on a scale of how much they fuck with you

Mhin: Not ever attempting to fuck with you, and expects the same treatment in return. That stick up their ass is shoved pretty far in, so you're going to need to get pretty close to them before you can start playing around and making jokes. Attempts to fuck with them will likely be met with deadpan stares, unimpressed frowns, disappointed mouth-noises, and/or insults.

Kuras: Not above fucking with you, but always in good humor, and will immediately tell you afterwards when he's joking. A classic "lol jk jk" girlie. I feel like Ais has probably had a bit of a bad influence on him, as he was less likely to fuck with people in the past for no reason (LESS likely, not UNlikely). But he likes to see how people react!

Ais: Loves fucking with you, but mostly in good humor. He will definitely let you walk around thinking something is true and then when you say it he'll be like, "That's not true. Who told you that?" like it wasn't him. The type of person whose kids will believe that Santa is real until like high school because he loves keeping up a bit. Will this put you in danger at some point? It's likely, but that's not necessarily his intention. Will you have a lot of inside jokes? Absolutely.

Vere: Needs to fuck with you to keep things interesting so he's going to do it all the time, often to your detriment. Light gaslighting, but nothing you can't see through with a little squinting. Part of the reason Vere has to mess with people is also because he refuses to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known. His legitimate desire and enjoyment combined with his crippling disquiet over true intimacy combine into his specialty "you're not safe around me" cocktail.

Leander: Outwardly at Kuras-levels of fucking with you, but never judge a book by its cover. This guy is literally turning down the lights in your room right now and when you ask him about it he's going to say, "I don't think anything looks any different, lovely." -- that's how much of a bonafide gaslighter he is. He's like... a nice gaslighter, though. His purpose is not to make you feel like shit. He wants you to like him and trust him, while also driving you away from other people, and making you second-guess your decisions and your reality.

Vergil: *Slams the door to Devil May Cry open* Dante. The mother of my child is trying to kill me.

Dante: *Not looking up from his magazine* Which one?

Vergil: I know how to pick them....

The Clawed Detective Agency (first four)

Fukuzawa (All cats are created equal)

- [ ] Older cat

- [ ] Silver fur

- [ ] Loves the smell of fresh brewed green tea

- [ ] Loves his “son” Ranpo

- [ ] Refuses to be adopted without the others

- [ ] Fights Fukuchi and Mori

- [ ] Only fights if provoked or his colony is in danger

- [ ] If you are trusted he herds you to the cuddle pile

Ranpo (Supurr Deduction)

- [ ] Chubby cat

- [ ] Brown and black (hints of white)

- [ ] Loves stealing snacks

- [ ] Your chips? His chips

- [ ] Caused four affairs to be revealed in the span of two weeks

- [ ] Likes watching you play games

- [ ] Loves when you give him snacks

- [ ] Steals Chuucat’s treats

- [ ] Bullies Poe at times

- [ ] Dragged Mushitaro into their group

- [ ] The first one to initiate the cuddle pile

- [ ] Always on top of the pile

- [ ] Knows not to eat chocolate

Yosano (thou shall not meow)

- [ ] Black cat (white butterfly mark on head)

- [ ] Loves her butterfly collar

- [ ] Loves playing with the first aid kit

- [ ] Usually watching Ranpo when Fukuzawa is busy

- [ ] Scares the other cats

- [ ] Loves the smell of wine

- [ ] Loves catnip wine

- [ ] Looks after the kittens at times

- [ ] Hates Mori and Kaiji with a burning passion

Kunikitty (Doppo Pawet)

- [ ] Rare golden fur

- [ ] Has a mental schedule

- [ ] Late one minute? How dare you

- [ ] He tried to steal your coffee once. You began drinking water to keep him safe

- [ ] Stressed (thanks to Catzai)

- [ ] Bunny kicks Catzai when annoyed

- [ ] Loves the smell of tea and coffee

- [ ] The mature one of the group

- [ ] Has custody battles over Aya with Bram

Sigma: I want to hear you say the words I want you to say.

Nikolai: I love you?

Sigma: No.

Nikolai: *Pouts* I’ll behave at the meeting and not try and kill Fyodor.

Sigma: Thank you.