This Was My Nightmare Fuel

Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?

Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.

Atsushi: A zombie?

Dazai: Chuuya.

Cor: Prompto we need to talk about your problem.

Prompto: *in his pile of chocobo plushies* what problem?

Dante: Verge you kinda remind me of Darth Vader from Star Wars. You know why?

Vergil: Because I am seen as the most feared man in both the demon and human world?

Dante: No. because you’re a deadbeat dad that ripped his son’s arm off you inconsiderate asshole.

Nero: FUCK YOU

Ais: *cornering Kira* I plan on making you scream

Kira: *panicking remembering the other night* As in kill me or have sex with me?

Vere: whatever makes him cum faster

Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are

Vergil: Wish granted

Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*

Vergil: I'm your father

Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.

Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?

Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.

Fyodor: This interview is over.

Nikolai: Great! See you tonight!

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.

Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.

Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US

Fyodor: Why do I need to renew my ID? I’m still the same person.

Sigma: *Saw his past and power* Don’t fucking lie!

Imagine Mc knew different languages and them and Ais are having a conversation in front of everyone in another language but no one knows what they are saying