“Take A Guess”

Over religious guy: I shall drive you out with these sacred tools.

Nero: you’re a sacred tool.

Kunikida: *looking through Dazai’s phone* You nicknamed everyone on your phone. How the hell do you know who’s who?

Dazai: I sometimes forget names so what?

Kunikida: Who the hell is “Hot blonde in glasses”?

Dazai: DON’T CALL THA-

*Kunikida’s phone rings*

Dazai:

Kunikida:

Dazai: I love you?

Kunikida: Run.

Ravus: I tried to drown Ardyn in the fountain today.

Aranea: how did it end?

Ravus: He took it as some kind of sexual gesture and told me I wasn't his type.

Aranea: he's messed up

Ravus: I'm pissed that he thinks I'm out of his league!

I think it’s kinda funny that I started catweek the same week I started dogsitting for my aunt… Makes me miss my kitties!  Also, I just spent like three hours cleaning this place!

When their human fell, Headcanon

Hi Sarah! I am better than before. Not perfectly good, but good enough to go back to write. Here are your hdcs. This was a lot of fun! Hope you have a nice day/night dear!

- All of them will scatter the second there’s a loud sound - Gentiana might accidentally jump against Nyx - The first seconds are chaos - They are tripping over themselves - And each other - There are cats meowing - Iris ran against a chair - Nyx got pushed into a cabinet by Gentiana - Ravus jumped over Luna and kicked Noctis in the head - That last part was intentional - Probably - Giant Gladio couldn’t act fast enough so he slid over the wooden floor like a black mop of fur - Ignis fell off the counter he tried to steal food from - Ardyn had no idea what was going on until Clarus crashed into him, sending him flying off the bed - Now he’s pissed - Meanwhile, Cor just stood still with eyes the size of plates and his heart running a thousand miles per hour - Prompto got scared so much he almost cried - Regis… just raised his head to see where the sound came from - Drautos went nuts jumping over the human to hide in the bathtub - Cindy was outside and came in to see what was going on - Aranea just stares at the others - She looks like she’s questioning how they’re even able to breathe - Poor Regis still has no idea why everyone is running while the human was on the ground, not moving

- It takes them some time to calm down - Ardyn fought Clarus in the meantime - Regis, Cindy, and Aranea come to see how their human is - They headbutt human to calm them down - Everyone else has to come out of their hiding spot first - After that, the human is allowed to get up and put a plaster over their scraped knee

Sigma: *hiding a knife behind his back* Nikolai. Can you handle eight inches?

Nikolai: I mean I can take Fedya just fine.

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: Forget what I said!

Ais and Kira’s relationship

Their relationship is complicated after the “incident” while Kira tries avoiding the subject he seems to want to bring it up. No one else besides a certain fox and doctor know what happened with the two. Kira is now unable to see Ais the same way or see him as the person she would visit in a friendly way. ( I will be writing the story soon. Title is called “You’re the reason”)

Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.

Vere: we should put him down then.

Mc: no!

Mhin: neuter him.

Mc: stop!

Ais: send him back to the shelter.

Mc: Guys no!

Nikolai: *picking the petals off a rose* I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him. I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him….

Sigma: you need therapy.

Vergil: y/n! Y/n! Grab my hand! As your future husband I command it!

Dante: Uh oh you shouldn’t have said it! *looks at Y/n* Here’s a hammer!