McCree Has Been Cheating On The Shimada Bros Again

Chuuya: *strangling Dazai*

Dazai: Would.

Chuuya: I’m trying to kill you.

Dazai: Did I stutter?

Ignis and Prompto look like they're giving the chocobo a pep-talk

ffxv windows edition ↯ ansel

Somnus: Ardyn! Brother! Help me!

Ardyn: Long live the king. *throws Somnus' hands off the edge*

Somnus: *falls off the bed*

*random person screams "noooo"*

Bahmut: We are leaving the future in their hands?

May I interest you all in my two angels? Gaia and Dinah.

Take care of yourself

I gotta tell you guys something

I hate to break it to you but lately, I feel like absolute shit. My energy is completely gone and last night I had a breakdown that would earn me an Oscar if I were an actress.

But I am not and back at dealing with something I thought I was done with crying over. Though, apparently, I am not.

I will take a short break and be back to ring the bell and start cat week Part 2, but until then I’ll just ghost around on blogs I enjoy and won’t actively post. (Sarah, don’t worry my dear I got you, the big sister hdcs will come, just a little later.)

I hope you understand. Love you all. Paintcoon

I want these motherfucking demons out of my motherfucking city

Probably Dante

Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!

Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?

Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.

Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?

Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.

Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?

Nero: Dante dealt with my father who ripped my arm off.

Lucia: he dealt with my creator which I guess you can call a dad who made clones and threw me away to be a god

Trish: he dealt with Mundus who was like my dad I guess

Lady: he dealt with my father who killed my mother and tried to sacrifice me to gain power.

Nico: he dealt with my dad who abandoned my mom and I to become an angel

Nero: So does he hunt demons or deal with bad fathers?

Dante: *walks by* just call me the daddy issues man

Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.

Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.

Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.

Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?

Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?

Ravus: a better person