May I Interest You All In My Two Angels? Gaia And Dinah.

Ravus: I asked for friends and the Astrals cursed me with that. *points at the hole to hell*

Ardyn: *climbs out of it* Good news! Hell doesn't want me either.

Ardyn: Some woman said she wanted kids so I brought her a sack of children. Now I'm in jail. Come bail me!

Ravus: How the hell did you get my phone number!? Enjoy your night in jail you psychotic pedophile!

Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.

Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*

Atsushi: I could have had them!

Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*

Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?

Akutagawa: *nods*

Don't try it. I make traps that kill people for a living

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Nero: you know, I just realized something, you’re the reason I have a drinking problem.

Vergil: of course I am. I’m your father.

Come October I will be making incorrect quotes for spooky month.

Also not putting many tags on this. Don’t wanna bug people when they search for a character.

~Kira~

One of my FC friends called Leander “Thancred 2.0”

Mc: please stop killing people….

Ais: *holding an almost dead thug* if they can’t survive a beating then they’re weak.

Chuuya: How do we wake him up?

Dazai: True love’s kiss!

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I kiss him and he wakes up.

Sigma: *Sits up* I’m awake! Don’t kiss me!

Kira: why are you so big!?

Ais: *smirks* wanna see what else is big?

Kira: Gods no!