Take care of yourself
I hate to break it to you but lately, I feel like absolute shit. My energy is completely gone and last night I had a breakdown that would earn me an Oscar if I were an actress.
But I am not and back at dealing with something I thought I was done with crying over. Though, apparently, I am not.
I will take a short break and be back to ring the bell and start cat week Part 2, but until then I’ll just ghost around on blogs I enjoy and won’t actively post. (Sarah, don’t worry my dear I got you, the big sister hdcs will come, just a little later.)
I hope you understand. Love you all. Paintcoon
Dazai: Why the hell did you punch me, slug?!
Chuuya: Because you tried to kiss me!
Dazai: You were under a mistletoe!
Chuuya: You put it there!
Dazai: Damn it Chuuya! Just love me already!
Nero: Dante I’m afraid!
Dante: just stay close to your father!
Nero: that’s why I’m afraid!
Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~
Fyodor: *excited*
*ten minutes later*
Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?
Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!
Sigma: So what do we do now?
Nikolai: I have a solution.
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: You didn’t hear it!
Sigma: We are not killing him!
Nikolai: I wasn’t even going to suggest that!
Sigma: Then what?
Nikolai: We kidnap him then mutilate his corpse!
Nikolai: I’ve been good this year.
Sigma: You kidnapped and killed political figures. Stabbed an orphan in the leg multiple times. Drugged me. Then broke into a prison to stage a break out only because you wanted to kill Fyodor.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: I helped stop those thieves at that theme park.
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Ardyn - It’s pretty hard to tell the difference between Ardyn not liking someone that’s with you, or him trying to warn you - He’s always an ass - But it is concerning if he pees in their shoes - Or scratches their legs in front of you - He is not one to just hurt a guest - But if he does - Erase this person from your live
Drautos - First of all, how did this person get into his home? - Second of all, Drautos will straight up shit on them - Like, literally - He’ll take a dump on them - Or their belongings - He’ll hiss a lot - But the poo is the signal - Watch for the poo
Aranea & Cindy - Will straight up try to fight them - She’ll hiss - Attack from every corner of the room - They are not to come near you - She’ll drag their shoes to them - It’s as if she threatens them if they don’t leave - And it gets worse if they don’t listen
Lunafreya - It’s rare for her to dislike someone - She won’t let herself get touched by the person - She won’t come to meow at them for a hello - Lunafreya sending red flags is her not wanting to interact - At all - She’ll stare at them - But that’s it
Ravus & Gladio - Attack - Straight up attack - With no warning what so ever - You could have a talk and these cats will claw their way up your guest’s leg as painful as possible - It’s really more a warning to them than to you - Because they know you’re perfect and will listen
Iris & Prompto - Don’t really know how to tell you - So they’ll crave your attention - They’ll mew so much it sounds like crying - Jump onto your lap - Rub their face on your belly - Anything to keep you with them and not with the other person
Regis, Cor, & Clarus - Let’s say it the easy way - Cor knows, Regis knows - And if Regis knows, so does Clarus - It’s always a group mission - One distracts the person - One gets your attention - One will crash onto whatever is between the two of you and slap that person straight away - It’s always in that order - And it’s always Regis who will jump in and slap - Note that Regis is the most chill and friendly cat to ever exist - So if he attacks someone, he has his reasons
Noctis & Ignis - Tag team of torture - Noctis will try to fight them - While Ignis gets in front of you - They will straight up defend you - Both will hiss and growl almost sounding like a bear
Gentiana & Nyx - It’s not like both of your sneakiest cats will team up - But they will - It starts out with little signals like them sneaking around you - Or ghosting around your legs - But if you don’t get it - They will use their agility to attack from above - Multiple times
- Basically, if they can’t make you notice them, they’ll bring the person to leave you - All of them do - Don’t think Ardyn won’t get any more violent than scratching on the leg - They love you, they care for you
*Some of these reactions are actual reactions from my own cats. My lovely calm Maincoon will go absolute berserk when he truly dislikes someone and my fatass little mix cat gets between me and the other person for example. My sister’s cat is pretty much a female Ravus.
Ranpo: Candy corn tastes horrible.
Yosano: Then why are you eating it?
Ranpo: *Shrugs* It’s like you hate it and yet still crave it.
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That outfit is way too much fun! The mod was made by @metapoodle and can be found in the Steam Workshop!
Final Fantasy XV Windows Edition -> Screenshots taken with Ansel
Sigma: Why did you drop a book on my head?
Nikolai: I wanted to see how sturdy your skull was.