Ignis And Prompto Look Like They're Giving The Chocobo A Pep-talk

Chuuya: You’re a pain in my ass, Dazai!

Dazai: Yeah, sorry about that I’ll use lube next ti- *Chokes*

Chuuya: *Strangling Dazai*

Mori: *Looks at Kouyou* You owe me Seven hundred thousand yen.

Kouyou: I could have sworn Chuuya was the dominate one in the relationship.

My poor Prompto.

Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…

Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!

Sigma: *screams*

One of my FC friends called Leander “Thancred 2.0”

Somnus: Ardyn! Brother! Help me!

Ardyn: Long live the king. *throws Somnus' hands off the edge*

Somnus: *falls off the bed*

*random person screams "noooo"*

Bahmut: We are leaving the future in their hands?

If Ravus Was a Party Member... (Banter)

Ignis: “We must restock on our supply of curatives.” Ravus: “Curatives would not be a necessity of someone would cease falling in combat.” Prompto: “Hey! It’s not my fault the monsters keep chasing me!” Ravus: “Because they must be after that irresistible charm of yours.” Prompto: “And what if they are?!”

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Noctis: “Man, it’s hot… I don’t know how you aren’t cooking alive in your coat, Ravus.” Ravus: “My burning hatred for people allows me to become resistant to the heat.” Noctis: “Uh…” Ravus: “…That was supposed to be a joke.”

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Gladiolus: “Pretty useful with that blade there, Ravus.” Ravus: “More useful than you, I fear.” ——

Prompto: “Wow, the lighting here would make for a perfect photo! Let’s get a shot of all of us here!” Noctis: “Sure. I’m game.” Ravus: *disgusted noise* “I would much rather not.” Prompto: “Come on, Ray. Lighten up and smile a bit more, buddy!” Noctis: “That’d be a scary sight.” Ravus: “Then I shall make it my point to smile more. Just for you.”

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Ravus: “Raining once more? Such awful weather…” Gladiolus: “What? Afraid of a little water?” Ravus: “Water plus dirt results in mud, Amicitia. Removing stains from my attire is far from something I wish to do.” Ignis: “Just as I refuse to do as well.” Prompto: “Shoulda made black your color, buddy.”

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Ravus: “Amicitia! You are the King’s Shield! Act like it!” Gladiolus: “Kinda hard when there’s a bean-pole in my way!”

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Ravus: “A decent fight, Caelum. Well done.” Noctis: “Was that a compliment…?” Ignis: “I do believe that was.” Prompto: “Look at that! Making progress!” Ravus: “…On second thought, I take back what I said.” Noctis: “No take-backs. I’ll take what I can get from you.”

Sum up living with Ardyn.

Person: Ardyn, No!

Ardyn: Ardyn, yes!

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Person: why are the cops at our door?

Ardyn: It is funny how you are surprised the cops are at our door?

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Person: Did you try to sacrifice me to Ifrit last night?

Ardyn: *hides the knife* now why would I do that?

Sigma: What are you doing?

Nikolai: Fyodor put me in time out because I nailed Bram’s coffin shut with him inside it.

Sigma: Why?

Nikolai: I was bored. It was fun.

Sigma: What did you learn?

Nikolai: Bram is a snitch.

Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!

Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?

Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.

Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?

Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.

Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?

Gotta ask. Sorry if it’s lame but, what’s your favorite scary movie?

“Take a guess”