Just Some Kiddos, Nothing Bad Will Ever Happen To Them

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22

Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy

Stellan: avar. please

Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it

Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave

Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes

Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too

Avar: See Stell, El understands me

Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!

Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!

Elzar: I’m sorry.

Elzar: ... would you like a knife?

Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is

Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?

Stellan:

Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Stellan: AVAR STOP

When you went shopping to get fruitsabers but your boyfriend doesn’t allow it because it’s „unhealthy“, „full of chemicals“ and „for children“

So now you try to make him feel guilty but he’s to busy talking to another friend of yours and also immune against everything you do

(Also, no, Loden Greatstorm is totally not spying because he lost a bet with Kantam Sy, what do you mean?)

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11

I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing

Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday

Elzar: can I dye my hair pink

Stellan: no.

[5 hours later]

Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck

Avar and Elzar: [in jail]

Elzar: So who do we call?

Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison

Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]

Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type

Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots

Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy

Avar: oh

Avar: …red

Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again

Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar

Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing

Stellan: i wouldn't go that far

How to talk with short people- A guide by Elzar Mann

Blame Pinterest for giving me the idea y’all, this is a sketch made in 14 minutes and I will not justify myself or it

u r welcome

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*

The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.

Elzar: I did a thing.

Stellan: A thing?

Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.

Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?

Elzar: Vodka.

Avar: White wine.

Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.

Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.

Avar: Red wine then and toast.

Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep

Avar: What gif I don't want to?

Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Elzar: yeah and I did that

Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios

Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]

Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two

Avar: What was that?

Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]

Elzar: cannibalism

Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]

My take on what will happen at the end of „Beyond the Spiderverse“ :)

Click the first panel and swipe through to read properly

:D the whole thing ->

seriously tho, the whole "it doesnt end well" dialouge feels like forshadowing, PLUS gwen telling her father "dont worry, i'll be back soon" is such a she's gonna die thing to say

anyways, i love my queen gwen

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Stellan is stopping them from punching someone

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The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago

Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again

Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth

Stellan: You're a hazard to society

Avar: And a coward. Do 20.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one

Stellan: shit

Avar: wait, two

Cop: yes?

Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF

Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction

Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[Building explodes and several alarms go off]

Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better

Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me

Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING

Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-

Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why

I drew Clone.

I mean a Clone.

An Arc trooper. His names is Ace.

He does have a scar (actually a lot of them, but only one really major one) in his face, where his helmet is all scratched too.

The symbol on his chest and helmet means balance.

If you want me to design you a Phase 2 Clone Trooper, Arc or not, write me, I’m bored af and don’t want to draw anything besides Star Wars.