I Drew Clone.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)

Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal

Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t

Avar: Shut up!

Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything

Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying

Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something

Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti

Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress

Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?

Avar & Elzar: no

Stellan: no.

Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe

Stellan: [tearing up] oh

Basically it went like this

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The fact that the first use of the Force we see in all of The High Republic is Avar Kriss Force-tying her hair up into a knot before leading the Jedi into the Great Disaster to save billions of people is so—. So good. It gets to me, man.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27

Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm

Avar: Yep

Stellan:

Elzar: not that im scared or anything

Avar: yeah no me neither

Stellan:

Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways

Elzar: not me

Avar: hm

Stellan:

Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands

Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please

Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?

Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt

Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell

Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me

Elzar: just tell him I said something

Avar: like what?

Elzar: anything factually incorrect

Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots

Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.

Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.

Elzar: No, you’re the mom.

Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.

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My take on what will happen at the end of „Beyond the Spiderverse“ :)

Click the first panel and swipe through to read properly

:D the whole thing ->

seriously tho, the whole "it doesnt end well" dialouge feels like forshadowing, PLUS gwen telling her father "dont worry, i'll be back soon" is such a she's gonna die thing to say

anyways, i love my queen gwen

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19

Kantam: I dare you-

Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.

Kantam: Why not?

Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.

Kantam: … Elzar-

Stellan: no.

Stellan: We all have our demons

Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.

*playing Twister*

Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red

Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*

Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you

Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier

Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5 1/2

(This is part 5 1/2 because it’s just each of them alone but there will be more with hem together later today)

Avar, with great delight: Oh Stellan′s gonna hate this.

Avar: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Elzar: If we’re ever in a situation where I am the “Voice of Reason” then we are in a very VERY bad situation.

Elzar: Writing things down is nerdy, I just forget them like a cool person.

Stellan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Stellan: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time

Avar: The car takes a screenshot

Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out

Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Stellan: Just give him a minute

Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Elzar: What are you doing?

Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]

Stellan: absolute fucking idiots

Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them

Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake

Elzar: Even better!

Stellan: …what did you do

Avar, holding a chick: Here :)

Elzar: We named her Kyle!

Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing

Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!

Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?

Stellan: nO-

Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]

Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit

Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch

Avar: [slams the comlink]

Avar: Now call Kantam

The light of the Jedi?

Come on Star Wars give her a break that woman is very tired

Bonus fans under the cut:

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