When You Went Shopping To Get Fruitsabers But Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Allow It Because It’s „unhealthy“,

When you went shopping to get fruitsabers but your boyfriend doesn’t allow it because it’s „unhealthy“, „full of chemicals“ and „for children“

When You Went Shopping To Get Fruitsabers But Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Allow It Because It’s „unhealthy“,

So now you try to make him feel guilty but he’s to busy talking to another friend of yours and also immune against everything you do

(Also, no, Loden Greatstorm is totally not spying because he lost a bet with Kantam Sy, what do you mean?)

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12

Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?

Elzar: run

Stellan: anything more detailed?

Avar: run quickly

Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.

Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?

Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.

Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!

Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.

Elzar: Uh, piñatas?

Avar: Glow sticks.

Elzar: Karate boards.

Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Elzar: And Rules.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19

Kantam: I dare you-

Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.

Kantam: Why not?

Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.

Kantam: … Elzar-

Stellan: no.

Stellan: We all have our demons

Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.

*playing Twister*

Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red

Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*

Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you

Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier

Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 18

Avar: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.

Stellan: yeah, me too, I have to finish this report

Elzar: But my sweethearts, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me hold you two in my strong arms so I can feel whole again.

Avar:

Stellan:

Avar: Are you trying to seduce us into healthy sleeping patterns?

Elzar: Is it working?

*over text*

Elzar: hey pretty girl, what are you up to? ;)

Avar: eating cereal in bed

Elzar: and what would you do if I was in bed with you~?

Avar: …I would still eat my cereal?

Elzar: Fine, do you know where Stellan is?

Avar: right next to me, he forced me to stop working and eat something so now he has to eat too

Stellan: El please Help, she’s feeding me that unhealthy colorful cereal that looks like lightsabers

Elzar: OMG fruitsabers! Stay right there I’m on my way, I love that stuff!

Avar: have you ever thought about the fact that you guys holding my hands is like our hands hugging

Stellan: Avar I swear to god

Elzar: ITS 3 AM YOU IDIOT GO TO SLEEP

Avar: NOT UNTIL MY HANDS ARE HUGGED BY YOURS


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now


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Im sorry, but this

It’s just

I couldn’t help but notice that there is some kind of similarity

Im Sorry, But This

So I saw this on Pinterest (I know it’s just a screenshot) but

Im Sorry, But This

You can’t tell me that you don’t see that


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