The Threefirebrands (and Guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago

Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again

Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth

Stellan: You're a hazard to society

Avar: And a coward. Do 20.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one

Stellan: shit

Avar: wait, two

Cop: yes?

Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF

Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction

Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[Building explodes and several alarms go off]

Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better

Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me

Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING

Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-

Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 25

Vernestra: Why are Avar and Stellan sitting with their backs to each other?

Elzar: They had a fight.

Vernestra: Then why are they holding hands?

Elzar: They get sad when they fight.

Avar: here El and I made you a friendship bracelet in craft class, he already wears his and this is mine and if you take yours, we all three have them

Elzar: that way, everyone knows that we three belong together :)))

Stellan: i'm not really a jewellery person

Avar, with a sad face: oh okay well you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to-

Stellan: No, I'm wearing it forever. Back off.

Elzar: *tells a really stupid joke*

Stellan: You're not funny.

Avar: I think he's funny.

Stellan: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on the internet.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19

Kantam: I dare you-

Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.

Kantam: Why not?

Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.

Kantam: … Elzar-

Stellan: no.

Stellan: We all have our demons

Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.

*playing Twister*

Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red

Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*

Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you

Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier

Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard


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„Is there a problem, Officer?“

When There Is No Speeder Left But You Need To Get Back To The Temple

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10

Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here

Elzar: hey

Vernestra: hello

Avar: hi

Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies

Avar: we ran out of snacks

Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do

Elzar: burn your chambers down

Stellan: and what did you do

Avar: we made you Dinner

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar:

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar: …and burnt your chambers down

Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?

Elzar: a Hobby

Stellan: [crosses his arms]

Avar: … that we don’t engage in

Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us

Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20

Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.

Elzar: Why?

Avar: Look.

Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?

Stellan, covering his ears: No.

Elzar:

Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.

Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!

Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.

Avar: Oh.

Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you

*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*

Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Elzar: We need money!

Stellan: You're scamming him?

Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-

Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!

Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)

Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Avar: I wanna steal


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