The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1
Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago
Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again
Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth
Stellan: You're a hazard to society
Avar: And a coward. Do 20.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one
Stellan: shit
Avar: wait, two
Cop: yes?
Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF
Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction
Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
[Building explodes and several alarms go off]
Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better
Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me
Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING
Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-
Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 25
Vernestra: Why are Avar and Stellan sitting with their backs to each other?
Elzar: They had a fight.
Vernestra: Then why are they holding hands?
Elzar: They get sad when they fight.
Avar: here El and I made you a friendship bracelet in craft class, he already wears his and this is mine and if you take yours, we all three have them
Elzar: that way, everyone knows that we three belong together :)))
Stellan: i'm not really a jewellery person
Avar, with a sad face: oh okay well you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to-
Stellan: No, I'm wearing it forever. Back off.
Elzar: *tells a really stupid joke*
Stellan: You're not funny.
Avar: I think he's funny.
Stellan: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on the internet.
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19
Kantam: I dare you-
Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.
Kantam: Why not?
Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.
Kantam: … Elzar-
Stellan: no.
Stellan: We all have our demons
Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.
*playing Twister*
Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red
Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*
Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you
Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier
Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard
I love them okay?
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(Spoiler for Temptation of the Force)
I legit died at this scene because it has so MUCH MEANING ok, it’s the song sacrificing herself to strengthen the ocean with the light of a Star and-
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
I'm a bit late to firebrands friday, but oh well
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Blame Pinterest for giving me the idea y’all, this is a sketch made in 14 minutes and I will not justify myself or it
u r welcome
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obviously i had to adjust it for the three of them but either way it was fun to draw :)
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20
Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.
Elzar: Why?
Avar: Look.
Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?
Stellan, covering his ears: No.
Elzar:
Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.
Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!
Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.
Avar: Oh.
Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you
*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*
Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Elzar: We need money!
Stellan: You're scamming him?
Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-
Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!
Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)
Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!
Avar: I wanna steal
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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