Like just imagine them studying together and being cute :)
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Y’all I spend a hour on this and it’s not Even Good Help me
Anyways stellan had to get Avar new coffee because she didn’t sleep in a week and started to cry and while he did that Elzar thaught Vernestra even more curse words while Kantam watched and held their Datapad ready to film stellan beating Elzar up once he returns from making sure Avar doesn’t faint and falls down the stairs
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14
Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!
Avar:
Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?
Stellan: Yes
Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.
Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Avar: It fucking sucked.
Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.
Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.
Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Stellan: all the time
Elzar: then you should be used to it by now
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11
I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing
Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday
Elzar: can I dye my hair pink
Stellan: no.
[5 hours later]
Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck
Avar and Elzar: [in jail]
Elzar: So who do we call?
Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison
Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]
Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type
Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots
Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy
Avar: oh
Avar: …red
Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again
Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar
Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing
Stellan: i wouldn't go that far
I think this is an accurate description of them
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 15
Avar, angrily: ARE YOU-
Elzar: fucking.
Avar: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Elzar: fucking.
Avar: IDIOT-
Kantam: …what was that?
Elzar: Stellan banned Avar from swearing, so i volunteered to help her out
Kantam: i think you just like saying the f word.
Elzar: that doesn’t make my job any less important.
Stellan: Elzar, that was a stop sign.
Elzar, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.
Avar: Orla, can I talk to you for a second?
Orla: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You, Stellan and Elzar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Avar: What? Ew, no, stop that
Avar: …not because you’re not attractive or so but I’m pretty sure that you have a lover, so that would be cheating.
Avar: Also I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Avar: How's one of the sexiest people here~?
Elzar: I don't know, how are you~?
Avar, blushing: I-
Stellan, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
It’s pretty similar to the If lost return to thing I already did BUT I actually found that one pen I was searching for months and suddenly everything I draw looks better?? I mean except for the part that is my handwriting •—•
So anyways I’m gonna go and make a version of this to use as my new lockscreen lol
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)
Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)
Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7
Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.
Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.
Avar: Excuse me-
Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-
Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.
Kantam: Why are you smiling?
Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Stellan: What’s this?
Elzar: My to-do list.
Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.
Elzar: Exactly.
Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.
Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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