The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10

Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here

Elzar: hey

Vernestra: hello

Avar: hi

Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies

Avar: we ran out of snacks

Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do

Elzar: burn your chambers down

Stellan: and what did you do

Avar: we made you Dinner

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar:

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar: …and burnt your chambers down

Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?

Elzar: a Hobby

Stellan: [crosses his arms]

Avar: … that we don’t engage in

Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us

Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun

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Basically It Went Like This

The fact that the first use of the Force we see in all of The High Republic is Avar Kriss Force-tying her hair up into a knot before leading the Jedi into the Great Disaster to save billions of people is so—. So good. It gets to me, man.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12

Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?

Elzar: run

Stellan: anything more detailed?

Avar: run quickly

Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.

Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?

Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.

Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!

Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.

Elzar: Uh, piñatas?

Avar: Glow sticks.

Elzar: Karate boards.

Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Elzar: And Rules.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 15

Avar, angrily: ARE YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: IDIOT-

Kantam: …what was that?

Elzar: Stellan banned Avar from swearing, so i volunteered to help her out

Kantam: i think you just like saying the f word.

Elzar: that doesn’t make my job any less important.

Stellan: Elzar, that was a stop sign.

Elzar, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

Avar: Orla, can I talk to you for a second?

Orla: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You, Stellan and Elzar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Avar: What? Ew, no, stop that

Avar: …not because you’re not attractive or so but I’m pretty sure that you have a lover, so that would be cheating.

Avar: Also I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Avar: How's one of the sexiest people here~?

Elzar: I don't know, how are you~?

Avar, blushing: I-

Stellan, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.

Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.

Avar: Excuse me-

Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-

Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kantam: Why are you smiling?

Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Stellan: What’s this?

Elzar: My to-do list.

Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.

Elzar: Exactly.

Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.

Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!

Avar: Yeah and I got him :)

Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?

Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.

Elzar: Hey!!

Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".

Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.

Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.

Elzar: And then you turn on each other.

Stellan: No we don’t.

Avar: Yes we do.

Stellan: How dare you?

Stellan: Is something burning?

Elzar: Just my love for you two.

Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17

Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm

Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own

Elzar: alright

Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me

Elzar: yeah, one sec

Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*

Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*

Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?

Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us

Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*

Elzar:

Stellan:

Avar: *sniffles*

Stellan: !!!

Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY

Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot

Stellan: uh huh

Avar: and spicy

Elzar, grinning: right, go on

Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos

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Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?

Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm


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